Ghoul

I post what I want. You can’t stop me. This is turning into a Ghost blog ig He/Him•23

[astro-gh0ul]

Made this after I saw the Ghovie

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[valtsv]

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[aetherslongsleeves]

I could be your RITE HERE RITE NOW you could be my 2 BIG TO RIG

[zizterzeraph]

Prediction for Ghovie ii: monsters unleashed:

There will be a fucking there, there.

[uncomfortablyghoul]

2 big 2 rig? yeah my peaner

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[karmicbias]

Gonna pull this one out of mothballs for the occasion

[importantpics]

[vile-things]

[julstw]

primo in a corset cause he looks so good

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[captain-ghost]

RIP Captain Jack Harkness you would have loved - oh nvm he's back lol

[danse-macabre-ballerina]