Kanye attitude, Drake feelings

If Jessica Day and Buddy the Elf had a baby. My tag is thatgirlkota

[distractedboyfriend]

[firesuns-archive]

like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other hungover 29 year olds, screenshot posts made by 16 year olds on tumblr who are funnier and smarter than i am and call it an article complete with my own byline, and finish off my day by getting drunk on camera and being paid to do it. that’s the fucking life babey

[polyglotten]

[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[hotvampireadjacent]

reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally

vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

[karnalesbian]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we started burying our dead with their shoelaces tied together the Zombie Apocalypse wouldn’t be as scary!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is emotional drama, it’s all chemical warfare and espionage 

[arandomthot]

Sometimes the public just isn’t ready

[splendidland]

no sport is as hedonistic as golf, a game designed around the existance of acres of nothing but grass that has to be meticulously regulated. the players get enjoyment knowing land is wasted for the sake of their Ball Putt Game. and they don’t just let anyone fuck the holes, either.

[wonderweird]

yes that is an insightful thought about how wasteful luxury pastimes of the rich can be and a wait you do what with the holes

[drearyhours]

2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band

2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band

[drearyhours]

the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke

[ithelpstodream]

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snowie-skyes]

And for the boys, no not wanting it doesn’t make you gay, less of a man, or anything to that effect, you’re allowed to say no too, and when she says “am I just not hot enoughy for you” that is an attempt to guilt you into sex.

[doubletwoseven]

Reblogging for IMPORTANT addition.

You are allowed to only sleep with people you like & WHEN you want to. Don’t let anyone else tell you different, ever.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you beat your own record, you’re a winner and a loser.

[charlesoberonn]

Dan Povenmire had been pitching Phineas and Ferb since 1993 but it didn’t get picked up until 14 years later in 2007.

We could’ve been living in a timeline where Phineas and Ferb was a 90s show with waves of nostalgia for it on BuzzFeed articles.

We could’ve been seeing the Phineas and Ferb reboot by now.

[perispinel]

I’m trying to picture what it’d look like if it was made in the 90′s but i just can’t

[charlesoberonn]

Here are some early character designs

It looks mostly the same

[ruinedchildhood]