viva los soñadores

🤠🖖 hello, im [tatiana] and aliens are real, one tried to sell me weed outside of a waffle house in georgia → previously phanectric → peruvian/white latine | 20 → nb ace | she/they → donate to ATL solidarity fund 💪👽

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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[h0]

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

[who-is-page]

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[helpeverythingiscats]

[valtsv]

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[florshedworf]

[flawlessvevo]

They literally never came back I hate them

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[domesticabuser]

[sandmandaddy69]

[jame7t]

CIA operation “MICHEAL2” cancelled in 2021. Over 300 gorillas were pumped full of steroids and stung by bees until enraged. Enraged gorillas were then airdropped to Afghanistan, where all 300 successfully fight a guerrilla warfare campaign against the United States, making their way back to the CIA over the course of two years. Just before they could enter the CIA hq, funding was cut from the program, causing the gorillas to evaporated into a fine mist

[gwarb-deactivated20230723]

this really happened

[jame7t]

I promise

[quillusquillus]

I made a transparent green version of that old geocities dragon vibe gif I was searching for a while back, and I figured while I was there I might as well export a bunch of other colours in case people would like to use them! The last two are solid white and solid black, in case your theme makes either of them invisible lol

[merlinbird]

I used these to script a little virtual pet that can follow your cursor, get bored, wander around the page on its own, and even use the web console to say things sometimes!

I designed it for use on people’s neocities pages (instructions for use are in the HTML source), but in theory it could be used anywhere…

[quillusquillus]

update: more dragons! Some rainbow ones that should work with arcanacheque’s cursor chaser and… (drumroll pls) MANES! Now that I’ve drawn all the mane frames (heh) I can change them to be any colour I like going forward, woo!

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[hostilemuppet]

[ridge-kid-studios]

Reblog if you want to eat the Foul and Unidentifiable Substances caked around Team Galactic’s Sink

[silentauroriamthereal]

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

[loveismyrevolution]

This is gold!!!

[katedrawscomics]

“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me

[jamesternes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!