look at that fucking cornfield

[ BEETLE | 24 | QUEER | TRANS GUY | HE / HIM ] JUST ANOTHER GUY OBSESSED WITH CORN, MAIZE, AND OTHER YELLOW GRAINS. IF YOU TOO LIKE CORN, DON'T STALK ME; JUST TALK TO ME! (also don't hesitate to ask me to tag something)

[goodbyeomelas]

this blog is NSFW

mostly due to the open support of labor rights, unions, and ultimately overthrowing capitalism, but I do also talk about sex

[shittymoviedetails]

To make sure their accents were accurate, the child actors in the Harry Potter movies were forced to grow up in England

[aflo]

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

[kaijuno]

[rovermcfly]

uhf really is a movie for the neurodivergent folks who are stuck in minimum wage jobs, struggle to keep jobs and maintain relationships because of their neurodivergency, who escape into fake scenarios and fantasies to cope with it all and who wish that one day fate will deal them a quirky and unexpected life calling that they will embrace and be good at and eventually be celebrated and loved for

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[fandomgeeknerd]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

[voidripper-archive-deactivated2]

[officialjared19]

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[kaijuno]

[androidkit]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Thank god chuck Norris died now after years of being a rightwing shill destroyed his memetic legend status to all but people you can easily avoid. today would have been unbearable if it were like 2008.

[rylandsgrace]

That was the last sunrise I ever saw. Perhaps the kindest thing the dark gift has given me. // It was the last time I saw my brother. It was the last time I saw the sun. It was the only time I ever felt free.

Interview with the Vampire (2022 - ) // Sinners (2025)

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror