complicated airflow

i'd lay you badly but i'd lay you gladly! maya, 20s, she/her

[velvetcloak]

Tension Archive Phantasmagoria SS, 2024

[chambergambit]

Which day of the week has You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette as their go-to karaoke song?

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Voting ended onMay 29

[beemovieerotica]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

[fashion-runways]

ASHI STUDIO “Fashion is Art” Dress 2026 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com “This couture dress draws its inspiration from bronze sculptures in Indian culture and depictions of deities, reinterpreting their characteristic lines and draped forms in a contemporary way. The curves and folds have been carefully studied and translated into the structure of the garment, creating a silhouette that feels both fluid and defined. The entire piece is built around a bronze tone, treated to resemble naturally oxidized metal. Shades of blue and green are hand-painted using a trompe-l’œil technique to evoke the patina seen on ancient statues, giving the surface depth and variation. From the construction of the corset to the draping of the skirt, each element required precision and coordination. Over 200 hours were dedicated to crafting the garment, with an additional 200 hours spent on hand painting to achieve the final finish. Developed over several months, this piece reflects a balance between craftsmanship, material research, and a clear visual direction.”

[paradise-sys]

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

[oneheadtoanother]

[ozempicofficial]

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

there is this shocked agog horrified reaction you get if you say to a man "yeah well, you are a man, so i'm sorry but sometimes you'll just have to deal with the baggage that comes with that, due to, yknow, history" people will act like they've never heard such pitiless rudeness and the funny thing about that is that nobody ever stops saying this to women about being women for even a second & no one even notices. for these motherfuckers it fades sweetly into background noise like birdsong

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it is almost as if one of these is a category which is privileged at the expense of the other and that the fact it has been this way since recorded history has some ramifications into the present and that discussing these two categories like they're just symmetrical coequal branches in a naturally-occurring value-neutral cosmological schema is a hot load of historically and politically charged horseshit. i'll kill you. i will fucking kill you

[tall]

[graywalf]

the snoofing

[dogpuppy]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[cryptotheism]

If you post good in real life people call it "being charming" and it can even result in pussy

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[boymounter]

before someone else goes to get groceries: I Have no earthly desires 😌

when tbey come back with groceries: ummm did you not get me the Jumbo 18 Pack Novelty Choc Chip Cookies (With Real Sea Salt) - Limited Run & KNUCKLES