Hi

[astronomical-mae]

merry almost christmas

Merry Almost Christmas to you too! And what a lovely boat we’re out on together in this lake tonight-oh…no….no it can’t be…

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[thisbibliomaniac]

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[msburgundy]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

What's she saying in the photo

[thisbibliomaniac]

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

[fiollaigean]

[questbedhead]

It’s because you’re always looking at that damn fourth wall

[persbaderse]

i can't fucking take this any more, i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] [gets out my top hat and cane] give 'em the ole razzle dazzle

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[monsieurrobot]

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

[curioscurio]

i see no difference love is love 😘👍

[scarletwoods]

ON THE FUCKED UP STARDEW VALLEY GRANDA BED????

[feel-weeb-inc]

[astronomical-mae]

[soup-enthusiast]

[nachosforfree]

bro do NOT get top surgery in utah

[connectionterminated13]

Hey everybody don't listen to this dangerous misinformation top surgery in Utah is not just cheap but it's also really painless! It literally only hurts for a second and You get free spaghetti!

[nachosforfree]

[garbage-empress]

😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳

in the garage 🙈

[catlips001]

My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded

[garbage-empress]

😳😳what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage 🙈

[catlips001]

*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS

[garbage-empress]

😳🙈what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? 😳

[catlips001]

THEKISSWASN'TREAL

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[rosebud-wizard]

Dude this line read is so good

[qwertibo]

ShopLifting. ⚠️🛍️🛒😰 geeAH! 😱disGRACE! 💔😞

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[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[nightcord-at-25]

Im mister trans gender. Im mister cis. Im mister cash spender. Im mister take a piss

[earlywintermourning]

[image description: the snow miser from the Year Without Santa Claus.]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]