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call me grey (they/them). all I do is eat hot chip and shitpost. this is a sideblog, I follow from @astrophyllitelies

[hydroxy-slut]

[intactics]

the most occidentalist cnovel I ever binged via MTL was about a chinese guy reincarnating into europe right before the black plague & teaching the savage europeans how to cook food and do agriculture and industry properly and inventing an innoculation for the plague and he wound up gay marrying the sexy young pope & collecting a really unreasonable number of magical animal companions along the way, including a tiger. the tiger's introduction led to my favorite author's note in the following chapter, which was basically "I've been informed Europe doesn't have tigers but I don't really give a fuck" ... that was kind of charming.

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[winged-void]

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

[rocketdrifter]

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[winged-void]

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[celestial-fang]

Often you will see authors say ‘I do not condone the contents of this fictional story’ at the start. well that is just nonsense, I think torturing beautiful men against their will and cannibalism is pretty based and fully condone it

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

[perception-filter]

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

[fandom-man]

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[yellow-cat]

nothing good left in this world.

[talesfromtreatment]

Me: *trying to eat a salad*

Ruckus: spinch plz

I did end up giving him 1/4 of a cabbage to sate his desire for foliage

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for