Probably supposed to be asleep

Devon, 31. I waste more time on here than I actually have. Shoot me a message, always down for a chat.

[hydroxy-slut]

Yes the bats stay up all year

[mayariv3rs-deactivated20240415]

jerking off to me is actually super good for ur health btw

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now

[hydroxy-slut]

Haven't posted in a while

[bleuphoric]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

[spittingoutthebloodandscreaming]

Polyamory hate is so funny cause its always like. Youre talking about your happy relationship and some rando get up to shout 'IM DEEPLY SEXUALLY INSECURE 😡😡ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE MISERABLE 😡🤬😡🤬 AND IM MAD AT YOOOOOUUU"

[romanianprince]

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[hardwrench]

back in the day if you made a meme you would be forced to go on ellen

[hydroxy-slut]

Here's me pretending I didn't know someone was taking a picture of me

[wispdove-deactivated20231029]

i apologize for the blogger i turn into when i'm horny

[caleforpresident]

Mutuals let me see your dicks

[thelonelyskeleton]

Lil bit of the missionary with the moots would cure me

[lightbydan]

[garvallade]

kitten... it confuses daddy when you use the #me tag for posts that aren't pictures of you

[donutshoppe-deactivated20260318]

we lose an hour of edging tonight

[formerlyluckymanticore]

pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know

cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for

[polaroidpaladin]

I can't count how many times I've researched a word because I don't know exactly what it means, only vibes