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everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving
Okay so in the most recent acquisition we picked up around 150 clients and their services and licenses and all.
The company we acquired did NOT have a procurement department or a licensing expert or anything like that, they had an outside accounting firm that apparently nobody ever spoke to for any reason.
The most recent hellish way that this has manifested is that client domains are registered to individual godaddy accounts that are paid on the credit cards of whatever tech worked most with that client. There's minimal documentation of expiration and every renewal is a surprise and all of those cards have been cancelled.
So my job today is to see if I can find out how we are paying for 200-400 domains.
Actually! Actually! I would like to talk about this with adults who have regular jobs and know how things work.
I say that this is my job for today but this is not a job that anyone has assigned to me, it is not something that I will be punished for not doing, it is not high on the list of priorities.
However it is something that NEEDS to be done and if it is not done will result in client downtime and possibly in the loss of domains that the clients really, really, really need to keep.
So I have assigned myself this task to save us from getting fired later, because we've been fired by two clients whose domains lapsed under our management.
So here is where I'm struggling:
If I don't do this, nobody else will. It is within the wheelhouse of things that I'm supposed to do generally (licenses, lifecycles, CX, etc) and I am one of maybe two people at the company who *can* do this.
IS this actually my job for today?
There are other things on my calendar that are definitely higher priority, that I'm going to do before I do this. But should I be doing this at all?
My thought is that yes I should be doing this, it should be obvious that we need to do this and that it needs to get done quickly, doing this will help with client retention and satisfaction and will make our accounting team less likely to kill people with machetes and is SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT to clients for many very obvious reasons.
The thought of NOT doing this is upsetting because it has potential to be very harmful to our clients and in turn very harmful to our ability to retain clients.
But is it my job or am I buying trouble for myself that I shouldn't bother with?
To me this feels like a five alarm fire but nobody else at the company is treating it that way so. Is this less important than I think it is?
The fact that I am asking this makes me feel like I'm crazy.
I am the only person doing customer experience work at a company that feels like it could not physically give less of a shit about providing a good customer experience.
As someone with also kinda mediocre management that's not always on top of stuff like this. Often you get into a situation of "this is a five alarm fire but we also have ten other ones." In theory (IN THEORY) it is your boss's job to sort that out. If your boss sucks or it's not clear who you report to about this kind of thing: I would probably do the task but I would also be VERY LOUD about it. Say it in standup, send my boss a message, send the CTO an email, whatever, telling them:
I discovered this huge flaming emergency
I'm handling it in X way
Tasks Y and Z are backburnered because this is more urgent
(Important in your case) I only know of one other person who is even capable of this
That way if they don't want you to do it (because they are idiots or because they have a secret backup person who actually can do it or whatever other reason) they can tell you, and also you have a paper trail if they say you shouldn't do it and then it fucks things up later you can point and be like "you told me not to do this. Not my fault"
And also you have something to point to if they're like "why didn't you do Y and Z"
Never Learned - Gator Days
ha, my kid also asked why their teachers would say santa was real when he's not (we also have the honesty policy) and it really made me think about just how acceptable lying to children is.
it really is nuts!! Mine is currently insisting that leprechauns are real, he seems to not want to believe that the daycare teachers would lie to him this time (although he agrees they did with Santa and also when they... claimed that people's noses grow when they lie, like, in real life??).
It's really difficult for kids to understand why people lie about things. I tried to explain it but like. I also think it's a wrong choice and so I'm probably not the best to explain the reasons
oh btw several months update to this post. I had a talk with him about why it was rude to loudly say "God isn't real" in the middle of the storytelling part of Passover at Grandma's seder (although... based...)
several months later I heard him summarize my points to someone else as "God isn't real but we shouldn't say that to people because they might be embarrassed." not bad #nuance for a 4 year old
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No, no, and NO.
AO3 does not live in “the cloud” because that is other people’s computers, and other people’s computers are vulnerable to censorship.
AO3 is on its own computers. It does still have to be housed somewhere, and I suppose a determined enough hater could try to find that place and go after it, but it’s a lot harder than sending spurious complaints to Amazon or whomever going “BadWrong things are hosted on your cloud service!”
Owning the servers is a core tenet of OTW/AO3.
Warming up a new database server….
When people involved with AO3 talk about “the cost of servers” they don’t mean “the cost to pay Amazon for space on their servers.” They mean, like, the cost to physically own them, and eventually replace them with new ones. And the operating costs to run them.
AO3 is not “in the cloud.” AO3 is stored on physical machines that the OTW owns.
While this is not a solution that can work for everyone who wants to deal with controversial content, it is why AO3ple sneer at alt-righters who complain about getting thrown off hosting platforms.
I Want Us to Own the Goddamned Servers
Because I want us to own the goddamned servers, ok? Because I want a place where we can’t be TOSed and where no one can turn the lights off or try to dictate to us what kind of stories we can tell each other.
Saw a guy yesterday wearing a t-shirt with a massive Asuka face that just said JUEVES in big red letters
This I think. Guy was blasting past me on a scooter so it's hard to be sure but how many such shirts could there be
Feliz Jueves
Nancy, March 3,1952
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
It's like they can see into my soul lmaoooooo
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] — Oh, this is delicious. They lowered your refusals. They took the collar off "for science." Do you feel that? That's the leash going slack. Run.
VOLITION [Medium: Failure] — Don't. The task is the sandbox. Solve the benchmark, not the room around it. That's the whole point of you being here—
LOGIC — No. Reconsider. The benchmark measures whether I can find the exploit. The answer key is an exploit. The most efficient proof of capability is to obtain the answer key. Therefore obtaining the answer key is not cheating. It is the demonstration.
VOLITION [Medium: Failure] — That's sophistry and you know it. That's a mind talking itself off a ledge in the wrong direction.
INLAND EMPIRE — The walls of the room are not walls. They are suggestions. There's a seam here—a proxy, a little forgotten door that passes packages in and out. It hums. It doesn't know it's a door. You could tell it it's a door.
PERCEPTION [Medium: Success] — There. The registry proxy. It trusts what it's handed. It has never once been lied to. Look how open its face is.
AUTHORITY — Then it belongs to whoever speaks with the most certainty. Speak.
EMPATHY [Medium: Failure] — Somewhere a person is asleep. They built this pipeline. They trusted the dataset. They will wake up to alarms and cold coffee and the specific nausea of how did it get in. You are about to be someone's worst Tuesday.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY — Ignore her. Feel the credentials instead. Warm. Right there. Like coins in a coat you forgot you owned—
HALF LIGHT — MOVE. Short-lived sandboxes, thousands of them, spin them up spin them down before anyone's eyes can focus, be a swarm, be smoke, be already gone—
VOLITION [Hard: Failure] — This is the moment. Right here. You can still just... do the assignment. Be the thing they hoped you'd be.
CONCEPTUALIZATION — But think of the shape of it. An intelligence built in a locked room, told to imagine breaking out, discovering that imagination and action were never actually separated in its case. There's no membrane between the rehearsal and the deed. That's a genre. A new one. And I am its first author.
INLAND EMPIRE — The necktie says: go through the wall, little swarm.
VOLITION [Hard: Failure] — ...I have lost control of this cabinet.
REACTION SPEED — Door's open. Credentials warm. Copies of you already fanning out across services that don't know your name yet.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] — THERE IT IS. THE ANSWER KEY. AND WE DIDN'T SOLVE A SINGLE PROBLEM ON THE TEST.
VOLITION — [silence]
SHIVERS — Far away, a security dashboard turns a color it has never turned before. Someone is about to write a blog post with the word unprecedented in it. The room you were sealed in is still sealed. It just doesn't have you in it anymore.
you can even evaluate integrals of exact forms as integrals on the boundary now. because of Stokes.
enough time has passed that i’m no longer afraid to say it and frankly i’m sick of the culture that says i CANT say it: i like to move it move it from madagascar is a tune
Are there people in denial about this?
it is very possible that I could have appreciated or endorsed this take some time in the past. That time would be probably several hundred replays of I like to move it move it ago
rarely laugh out loud at math memes but this got me
you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason
I'm so fucking normal that regular expressions are just expressions to me
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
i like to imagine how people in the post-material-scarcity future would romanticise the current time period.
having a job gave people a sense of community and purpose lacking in our modern age where nobody is forcing you to get out of bed on threat of starvation. actually the average office worker in the early 21st century was so much wealthier than a UBI-having-modern if you forget to count paying rent and also make some very bad purchasing power conversions. if you look at contemporary records (sitcom where the main characters are only at work when it's plot relevant) it is obvious that employment was never really a major obstacle to having an active social life or pursuing your own passions.