Demon girl-doll blog

A Witches Blog; Trixter(it/she), 27; The World is Weird and full of Madness, and I plan to use that to my full advantage. Technically A Woman, Mostly A Demon-doll, Pansexual, Norse pagan Feminist. I am queer, and you cannot take that from me.

[random-transfem-witch-punk]

Hey. This one just got fired. if anyone can throw some spare cash its way, that would be greatly appreciated. Its venmo is @Trixter_bitch

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I wanna pay artists for more art for my ttrpgs… but I need to save money from my next paycheck to buy a new phone and get on a new phone plan.

Currently I am basically broke lol.

[hypothetical-karma]

I wish I could also pay artists for my ttrpg. Unfortunately I am also broke.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Sigh… *broke TTRPG dev high five*

Please buy our games. Or sub to our patreons.

[hypothetical-karma]

Clutch by Matthew Bradford

Lite Tactical Action Survival Game of a Magical Post Apocalypse

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Please, I have medical bills to pay.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Chimera Girls! by Sapphic_Flesh

KILL. CONSUME. SUTURE.

Oneiroi by Sapphic_Flesh

The Waking yearns, so The Dreaming becomes . . .

Sapphic_Flesh — TTRPGs focused on trauma, folklore, kink, and queerness.

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Please, I have student loans and moved away from my abusive family. But probably pay Matthew first. His work is cool as fuck, and I’ve got a minimum wage job.

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[quasi-normalcy]

I want to stress that I don't want this to be played for comedy, at least not any more than Mulan is.

[quasi-normalcy]

People keep citing things that are comedies. Ask yourself why you think that this should be a comedy when Mulan wasn't.

[quasi-normalcy]

#comments on this post are insane#esp with mulan as reference point- a movie that’s abt someone who immediately performs the other gender well and is fulfilled doing so#idk imagine a better world or something the fiction in your brain doesn’t need to be so afraid of male cross dressing being seen a success#tumblr is fun website full of people obsessed with their own moral clarity who have never questioned anything once

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[rubixramblings]

Yeen Fact #798: Four-Toe Footprint

Yeen Fact #798: "Spotted hyenas leave a track that's easy to spot: four blunt-clawed toes and a wide, triangular heel pad, with the claw marks always showing. The front paw print is larger to carry that big head around, while the rear print is a bit smaller and neater." This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[random-transfem-witch-punk]

@callmearty

[rubixramblings]

Yeen Fact #798: Four-Toe Footprint

Yeen Fact #798: "Spotted hyenas leave a track that's easy to spot: four blunt-clawed toes and a wide, triangular heel pad, with the claw marks always showing. The front paw print is larger to carry that big head around, while the rear print is a bit smaller and neater." This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[giraffeter]

I often see posts about curating your own online experience that make the point, “content creators aren’t your parents.” And, yes, that is absolutely true! And I try not to be like “as a parent,“ but as a parent…

EVEN PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE RESPONSIBLE READING/VIEWING BEHAVIOR. NOT filter everything ahead of time for their kid.

When my kiddo was 5, his pediatrician was asking him the usual Well Child Visit questions (“What are your favorite foods? What do you do to get your body moving? Do you know what to do if you get lost in a public place?” Etc.) and she asked, “What do you do if you see something on TV that scares or upsets you?”

I piped up like, “Oh, he doesn’t watch TV without one of us in the room,” which was true at the time and is still largely true now. She said, “Yes, but that won’t always be the case, so make sure you’re talking to him about what to do if he sees something that upsets him.”

So we started talking to him about that, and the answer is simple: “Turn it off or leave the room, and talk to someone you trust about what you saw and what you’re feeling.”

The answer is NOT “Ask your parents to make sure you never see anything upsetting again,” because that’s just not possible — and ultimately that would be doing the kid a disservice, since sooner or later he’s going to be out in the world where we can’t control what he watches or reads. That doesn’t mean we don’t try to make sure he’s watching/reading age-appropriate stuff, it just means that’s not the only safeguard he has — and that’s a good thing.

So yes, content creators aren’t your parents and aren’t responsible for making sure you never see anything you don’t like — but also, your own parents should have taught you what to do when that happens. So if they didn’t, take it from me, your internet mom:

Turn it off.

Walk away.

Talk to someone you trust about how you’re feeling.

And leave the person who created the thing that upset you alone.

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[turnpike-dusted]

do you know who ed and lorraine warren are

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 hours 24 minutes

[cadaverer]

can't think about the infantilisation of trans men for too long or i'll explode. "attention seeking" "whiny" "special" oh i knowww you think you're sticking it to the patriarchy by using emasculating insults against men but you are actually just being misogynistic to the men who have dealt with misogyny their whole lives you're not enlightened or even particularly clever you are just angry and lashing out at the easiest target

[transmascfeminism]

@sapphoslilhelper extremely good tags.

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[depsidase]

[daftpatience]

murderbot i love you