A Suspicious Stick of Cheese

A questionable cube of queso

[asuspiciousstickofcheese]

Details of a southern summer

[soloorganaas]

GOOD OMENS | 2019 - 2026

[faggotfungus]

[sciencecrafter]

cats will either meow with no vowels <mrrp> /mr̩ːp̚/ or will manage to meow their way around the entire ipa vowel chart <mieau> /mieɛæaäɑɔouʉy/

[scribeherself]

[kosmogrl]

🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

🖕🫵 🪨🪨🪨🪨👈

[asuspiciousstickofcheese]

anon: will they, will they rock you?

user: no, tf they won’t.

[ariaiscursed]

[asuspiciousstickofcheese]

Change the same is staying scary but so is.

[detailed-devilish-soul]

The staircase haunted by my own ghosts

that treat me lovingly, like a guest,

a family member from far away

still learning to speak the language

of revolving doors.

— Leslie Mcintosh

[real-language-facts]

humans die... gamers respawn.... and languages? i dont know

[real-language-facts]

waht is a dolphin

a gigantic ball of green light transports me into the language editing room, i place my hands on the concept of the word "dolphin" and add "waht" as a synonym

[thememedaddy]

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

[real-language-facts]

an english book says homosexuals have an affinity with the color green; is this true outside of america?

this actually has nothing to do with language, all gay people are just grass types

[real-language-facts]

would you fuck a greek language

i'd even fuck a green language

[alaahygge]

antique store door & moka pot latte

[wordfather]

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)