Tales from the SPlif

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[nitrobishop]

this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources

[mentalhellonline]

[cryptotheism]

what do you think killed jack parsons?

Jack Parsons. His hobby was making bombs in his garage.

[cryptotheism]

Bro bragged about mixing nitroglycerin with a fork and an old folgers coffee can. His rocket propulsion team was nicknamed "The Suicide Squad" because of their proclivity for blowing out the windows of the science building.

[kushblazer666]

me

[depsidase]

[kushblazer666]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

WHAT??? LOL

[indolentjellyfish]

Welcome back to the glass weevil zone.

[dogpuppy]

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[theehorsepusssy]

[mentalhellonline]

[faunflame]

staring the cashier down like they’re going to open and eat the chocolate bar i bought right infront of me

the cadence with how he says ‘WE MASK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER’ has got me SOLD

[corallapis]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now