~Ain't it Fun Living In the Real World~

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When ‘we built this city’ comes on the radio on a family car trip and you know everyone else in the car is just enjoying the song but your stuck in shittily drawn ms paint cow purgatory

[deweyduckfuckedmywife]

When you like funny cow video

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“dont wish ill upon a stranger” is great advice but remember if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy ❤️ i hope this helps

[whitepeopletwitter]

[autumngracy]

Listen. There are only a few things that regular people buy zipties for and they’re A) to secure displays or products in a retail environment, B) to fasten shelving or other heavy things at risk of falling over to eye screws in the wall, C) to lash cables or tubing together so that their rooms are not a gigantic trip hazard spaghetti mess, or D) to use as temporary fasteners for projects like putting light strings on tree branches

Those zipties are not the same things as flexicuffs, which are fundamentally different heavy duty ziptie handcuffs used by military and law enforcement agencies as restraints.

Regular zipties:

Ziptie handcuffs, aka flexicuffs:

Guess which kind the rioters brought to Capitol Hill

[anais-ninja-bitch]

while the additional clarification is very good and important, im worried it distracts too much from mocking ben shapiro

[temporalkingdom]

[riot-dog]

Queen shit

[filmreel]

HIDDEN FIGURES (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi

[cungadero]

the most optimal partner is someone who shares a lot of your interests and personal philosophies and lifestyle choices but HARD opposes you on things like favorite candy flavors. knowing i can just dump all my white chocolate on my bf to take care of and he dumps all his dark chocolate on me in turn for the same reason has fully convinced me that soulmates are real

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[typhlonectes]

Who the fuck do you think you are?!?!

[that-twink-over-there]

[cikero]

they never should have told y’all about brain chemicals

[gorbling]

[stimman4000]

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[prince-opossum]

[prussiamanj-deactivated20140713]

Imagine you're at a symphony and a harpist screams fuck this and just starts eating their harp

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“When it hurts - observe. Life is trying to teach you something.”

— Anita Krizzan

[eliamatrell]

— TONI MORRISON, from ‘Beloved’.

[justcatposts]

This made my day

[mysharona1987]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

[msj70]

when I say “be safe” I say that shit from the bottom of my heart

[typhlonectes]