randy jade lover

tap/click for better resolution! if u know me irl no u dont! I use any pronouns! mostly reblogs, but sometimes random fandoms! art blog- prince-rat ! warning: untagged sensitive stuff ! u can call me ferret ! I will never properly organize my bio :(

[sproingusblogging]

I can even be a png cutout

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

you can even smoke cigarette

[cluttrbugs]

Evan naps, 2006

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[tf2heritageposts]

people pointing out i said penis options and i am in fact doing research into my options for penis. my penis options #mypenisoptions

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[lumiklovstad]

I can, and arguably I must.

[babystarbeam]

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

[stevesaint-eve]

Oooh, they introduced Scotland and Haiti to tailgating in Foxboro!! You just TRY and stop a New England sports fan from tailgating at Gillette!!

Kilts at Red Sox games!! While they did not understand the game of baseball they had a whale of a time anyway and did soccer chants the whole time! 🤭

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

the only future of the internet is the following tab of tumblr. death to "for you." Death to algorithmically generated content that exists not to spread humane values or accurate information but only to monetize your attention.

In the future the internet will be dead except for the weirdos who hang out in the post-algorithmic, cratered-out ghost towns, and then and only then will the social internet finally achieve its potential.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[cloudabserk]

I DIDNT GET THE JOB LMAO

[cloudabserk]

funniest rejection email i’ve ever received

[hbbisenieks]

normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

[ignescent]

If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.

[theside-b]

[3liza]

[animentality]

[kollector-of-stims]

So I recently found this kind of stim toy I'm fond of!

Tsunameez Eggs! I got the shark from series 1! Five below had many of them, and so many looked very nice!

They're like those balls with fluid or objects inside, but egg-shaped. Very cool how they have a thick plastic texture instead of a glass texture, so if you drop them, they don't break!

I love this one, but I'm SO tempted to get more and display them somewhere...

[azazel-the-fifth]

i had a dream that i had 7 dollars

[sandersstudies]

I’ve done nothing but post bits today but one of my longest-running bits that I got from another director is that every time a student says “hey sorry I won’t be here tomorrow because [reasonable excuse]” I say in a neutral or cheerful voice “that’s okay I’ll just cry the whole time you’re gone.”

Sometimes I even say it when a friend says they’re going to the bathroom or something.

[paxamericana]

dinner's on me

[teathattast]

[quank]

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

[puyopuyo]

[my-dailydreams]