Hi! 'Tis l, The Procrastination Meister.

LARPer, super crafty, big hype energy. (Guess who has an ADHD diagnosis). She/her. Gray-ace. Francophone. Montréal. This blog is 97% shitpost, 3% science.

[athenalesage]

New reaction image just dropped.

(not mine tho, shamelessly stolen off a fb meme group for memeable images)

[hauntedchronicler]

thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[fairy-type-pokemon]

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siren

werewolf

unicorn

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fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Voting ended onAug 10

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @kirahti

interesting combo

text: how'd i wind up surrounded by gremlins and walnuts?

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[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[segamascott]

[clove-pinks]

Mount Erebus, Antarctica: the volcano in eruption. Chromolithograph, 1868.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[toastbutteregg]

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[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[writers-solace]

I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world