No One Noteworthy

If dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[whereserpentswalk]

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

[awritersbro]

We need cities that do not resent the fact that people live in them

[the-haiku-bot]

We need cities that

do not resent the fact that

people live in them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[konoko]

[thelaurenshippen]

[altair]

Visit Original Link

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

[mcstump]

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

[missmuntyhunty]

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

OMG

[glittrjimin]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK

[anxietyproblem]

[earlgraytay]

modern Great Gatsby AU set in Cleveland where instead of the Eyes of TJ Eckleburg, all action takes place under the disapproving eyebrow of Tim Misny

[earlgraytay]

this is only a flop post because you don't know who Tim Misny is

Tim Misny is our local Saul Goodman style ~personal injury lawyer~ who's become kind of a local fixture because of his billboards. They started pretty straightforward:

But he became well known enough locally that he started doing this:

And finally, devolved into this:

If you wanted a modern TJ Eckleburg you COULD NOT DO BETTER than this man's fucking Dreamworks Eyebrow

[the-haiku-bot]

this is only a

flop post because you don’t know

who Tim Misny is

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mynowherenothing]

Unfortunately my problem is that I have no real ambitions I just want to live in my head

[anxietyproblem]

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[valtsv]

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

[valtsv]

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

[tetrapod7]

[mrdistracted]

Have all five of them carry you down the aisle on a palanquin

[the-haiku-bot]

Have all five of them

carry you down the aisle

on a palanquin

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[realentlessly-gay-deactivated20]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

[the-haiku-bot]

The earlier in

the year you reblog this the

funnier it is

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[anxietyproblem]

[slimgrimace]

Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

[evergreen-femme]

maybe people will finally start seeing the class war that the rich have been relentlessly fighting this whole time. im not hopeful though.

[anarchistmemedistro]

weber’s definition of a state is who holds the monopoly on violence