"You can't let the world judge you too much." -Harold and Maude

Plants, puns, and pups.

[tylostoma]

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

[sedoretu]

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

[aloyhh]

unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[beardedmrbean]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[important-animal-images]

[doggosource]

[chillyfeetsteak]

his suckers

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[princesstigerbelle]

Oh my god…. so was looking up cats eating corn and there are these old time looking photos of a cat eating corn on the cob and I don’t even know what to say

[princesstigerbelle]

SEE WHAT I MEAN

[beardedmrbean]

[triskeleaficionado]

[instructor144]

ffs ....

[krisatherandom]

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

[haveuseenmyhalo]

Excellent additions.

[asirbyanyothername]

Angels wear wingtips.

[triskeleaficionado]

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

[researcherinblue]

Ice skaters wear slippers

[dorkery]

[chaoticwixtheybe]

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

[selfdestructivecat]

VERY good addition!

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Achilles wears heels.

[datafags]

how is this post from this decade and not like 2012

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[projectiondepartment]

every time it rains i think of that raymond carver poem. poetry is like prayer to me methinks. or an incantation

[projectiondepartment]

this one btw

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[cannilyuncanny]

can't say I disagree