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Zuko: You’re giving me a sticker.

Iroh: Not just a sticker. It’s a sticker of a kitty saying, “Me-Wow.”

Zuko: I’m not a preschooler

Iroh: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Zuko: I earned this. Back off!

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Sokka: Hey, sport. You look a little D in the D. "D" for "down" and "dumps," respectively.

Zuko: Probably easier to just not abbreviate if you have to explain it.

Sokka: Agree to D.

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Sokka: All right, moving on to scheduling- [Toph groans]

Katara: You okay, Toph?

Toph: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue.

Sokka: Okay. Each one will be getting a potty break- [Toph groans again] Do you need to go to the dentist, Toph?

Toph: I don't like dentists. Just a second. [reaches into his pocket and pulls out some pliers]

Aang: Hey!

[Toph puts the pliers to her tooth]

Katara: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[everyone mutters, then screams as Toph pulls her tooth out]

Katara: What the f**k??! [Runs away]

Aang: Oh, my God! [Flies away]

Toph: I'm sorry, everybody. What were we talking about? Scheduling?

Toph: The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday but it's always a good idea to demonstrate to them that I'm capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's always fun to see Sokka faint.

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Sokka: Hey, Zuko? So I don't know what you thought you saw me and Suki doing. What had happened was she had spilled coffee on her pants, so she took them off to dry, and I came over to help, but I tripped and tipped over into her crotch, so...

Zuko: Stop, please. I'm not gonna tell anyone about your little affair.

Sokka: Okay, thank you. I hate having secrets.

Sokka: Although the sneaking around has made it even sexier.

Zuko: Nope, nope, nope. That's gross.

Sokka: She comes over every night, and sometimes we make lasagna together and eat it off each other's bodies.

Zuko: I'm gonna need someone to clean up the vomit that's gonna be all over the bathroom in about three minutes

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[After Aang defeats Ozai]

Ozai: Now, let's not get all caught up on who attacked who, or which one of us sent an army to wipe out the other.

Ozai: That's all ancient history.

Aang: It was literally happening until twenty seconds ago.

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Sokka: You want to play hardball? Good. Word on the street is, you like jazz.

Long Feng: I don't just like jazz; I'm fond of it.

Sokka: I don't understand the difference. Give us the secret lair or I will ruin jazz for you forever.

Long Feng: I'd like to see you try.

Sokka: Wrong choice, daddy-o.

Sokka: ♪ Skeeba-dee-skop-gop, boo-ba-roppin jazz ♪ ♪ Jazzity-jazz, joozle jazz ♪ ♪ Jizz jang jingle jazz ♪

Katara: What are you gonna tell your kids? That their daddy's a crook?

Long Feng: I don't have any kids.

Katara: My whole thing was based on you having kids! Now all of this is gonna be hypothetical.

Toph: [Opens a roll-up bag full of weapons]

Sokka: No tools, Toph.

Zuko: All right, mister, here are five stories about my sister Azula and her alleged Lyme disease.

Long Feng: How's that gonna make me talk?

Zuko: Not everything's about you, Long Feng. I just needed to vent. God, you're such an Azula.

Aang: All right, listen up, buddy. You're gonna tell me where it is. And also what it is. I'm a little unclear what we're after.

Sokka: ♪ Zwee-bop, zwee-bob, Bob and the mob ♪ ♪ Mob-mob-mob ♪ ♪ Bob-Bob-Bob ♪

Toph: [Unsheaths a sword]

Sokka: No swords.

Katara: So she's gonna look up at you, with hypothetical tears in her hypothetical eyes, and ask why all the other hypothetical daddies came in for career day. [Breaks down crying] I can't. I can't.

Zuko: So it's like, "Yeah, maybe you're tired all the time "because you're sick, Azula, or maybe you're depressed because you live in the palace."

Sokka: ♪ Ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta, dibbity-doo ♪ ♪ Cymbal-cymbal-cymbal-cymbal cymbal-cymbal ♪

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Azula: You'll be back like before. I will fight the fight and win the war for your love, for your praise and I'll love you 'til my dying days

Azula: When you're gone, I'll go mad, so don't throw away this thing we had

Azula: 'Cause when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

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That’s adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I’d be careful. The guy you’re in love with is a douche.

Katara [to Sokka], probably

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Sokka: I’m gonna use the bathroom.

Toph: Make sure you put down the toilet seat!

Sokka: Yes, dear.

Katara: Aw, is that a bit you guys do?

Sokka: Yeah, we’re pretending to be you two.

Katara: What?! We don’t do that! Aang, tell him we don’t do that!

Aang: Yes, dear.

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Young Bumi: So, to save the world, are there like trials or an interview?

Sokka: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.

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Katara: I’m trying not to be mad at Zuko, but man that guy can push my buttons.

Aang: Why are so mad at him?

Katara: Look, I don’t wanna talk about it. Okay?

Aang: Well, it just seems that…

Katara: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list by the way?

Sokka: Uh, no. What’s it look like?

Katara: It’s a piece of paper and it says “Zuko” on it.

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Sokka: I owe you my life

Toph: No thanks. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.

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Zuko: I will destroy everything you love, Potter!

Aang: Well, what if I love you?

Zuko: [blushing] jokes on you! I have been self-destructive my whole life

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Zuko: It’s 2018. Why can’t I delete friends in real life?

Zuko: Okay, so it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.

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Katara: I think we should all band together… and kill Zuko.

Toph: I like the cut of your jib. But have you ever considered to just converting him over to our way of thinking?

Katara: Yes… perhaps we should convert him… into a murdered prince.

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Aang: I can be dark and brooding too… guys, look! A rainbow!

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Azula: When I die, I want Mai and Ty Lee to lower me into my grave, so that they can let me down one last time.