that adhd kid

 

[adhd-vibes]

Do I really have ADHD or did I just grow up in such a chaotic and dysfunctional environment that this is the only way I’ve learned how to function?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[mitchmarner]

this is our fucking captain [x]

[abcsofadhd]

My attention, literally always: ‘if you’re not interested in the next .5 second, I’m legally allowed to leave’

[adhdstudybitch]

I’m just gonna say it…

Professors should not be allowed to ban laptops in class. Professors should not be allowed to ban recorders in class. Professors should not be able to ban students from taking pictures of the whiteboard at the end of lectures. Professors should not be allowed to ban ANYTHING that will make the class more accessible for ALL students. I don’t care what the excuse is.

“They might not even be taking notes on their laptop, they’re probably playing games!” So that’s on the student and they’ll have to live with those grades. They’re paying thousands of dollars to be there, if they want to fuck off and waste their money that’s on them.

“I’m uncomfortable with my lectures being recorded!” What EXACTLY are you saying in your lectures that makes you worried about being recorded, hmm?

“I just don’t like the idea of being on camera/recorded at work. How would YOU feel being recorded at work?” Buddy, I work in retail. I’m always being watched. Suck it the fuck up.

And before anyone says “but you can just bypass this by getting permission from accessibility services!” 1. Not all students with disabilities have up-to-date diagnosis to qualify, 2. Not all students with disabilities have had it confirmed by a professional yet and won’t be able to access those services, 3. Not all students who need these accommodations even have a disability! Some people just learn differently and lecture-style learning actually doesn’t work for a lot of people! and 4. This often puts a student on the spot to all their classmates and can make them feel very uncomfortable. 

Students should not have to jump through hoops to get an education that they’re paying for. That’s not accessibility. 

[coolhiroaki]

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

[systlin]

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

[mackenziesummertime]

That constant struggle between “I can’t show my symptoms or I’ll be a burden” and “why doesn’t anyone realize I’m suffering?”

[teeheeadhd]

me at 4am just trying to sleep: okay goodnight

brain: dawg

me: i said goodnight.

brain: think about it bro.

me: huh?

brain: dude. you don’t know ANYTHING about REINCARNATION! GET ON THAT. RIGHT NOW.

me: but it’s late and im tired.

brain: what if you die in your sleep and you get reincarnated but you won’t know what’s happening and you’ll be lost because you didn’t do research about it. you’ll thank me later.

me: you’re absolutely right. hey siri? go to the Wikipedia page for reincarnation.

[overdoseadhd]

[quotexcerpts]

“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that you have what you have. Good and bad.”

— Stephen Chbosky; The Perks of Being a Wallflower

[abcsofadhd]

‘I don’t know’

All ADHDers are very familiar with those three and a half words. 

My mom often used to get quite mad at me when she would ask me a question and all I could reply was that I didn’t know.

Why? Executive dysfunction.

We don’t know how we are feeling, we aren’t really alert to things happening around us and we can’t remember what the fuck we were just doing.

What do I want for dinner? I hadn’t even realized it was already evening, mom.

[oh-so-much-adhd]

God making me

[thoughtkick]

“Everyone makes mistakes in life but that doesn’t mean they have to pay for them for the rest of their life. Sometimes good people make bad choices. That doesn’t mean they’re bad. It means they’re human.”

— Unknown (via surqrised)

[abcsofadhd]

I should do more memes. And all my emotions come to me in meme format. Memeotions.

[powerfulwizard]

im not gonna self deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore, if you cant tell im stupid right there from talking to me then you dont deserve to know

[powerfulwizard]

if i’ve tricked you into thinking i’m a genius i’m just gonna let you believe that, you can wash off that clown makeup on your own when you figure it out

[1liv]

“I have real trouble telling the truth. I don’t understand the concept, actually, but somebody told me it was important, so…here goes.”

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[delphinidin4]

lol turn on the sound