Moosetrax

hi i am a moose who likes chemistry, electronic music, and dark beer. 中文学生 @biglittleluobo

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[melbush]

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

[everythingfox]

The struggle is real

[machine-unlearning]

Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing

[machine-unlearning]

[machine-unlearning]

I love how everyone silently agreed to queue this and it's only now crawling out of the processing vortex. Tumblr posters love being contrary so much

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Fuck the queue all my homies love the stack

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I am going to stack this post

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are going to stack this post

[intercal]

"we were so young and free..." well yeah. I'm old and free now too. nothing's different now except sometimes my foot hurts. you can still do the good stuff despite not being 20 years old anymore

[intercal]

you can leave your job for a few weeks. if you can't because it risks your livelihood down the line, then make finding a new job your primary goal. this can take years but it is important to do for yourself. the pay is probably not going to be good. mine definitely isn't for my skill level. that's okay, as long as you can pay the bills. I love everyone I work with and I am not afraid that I will be fired tomorrow for saying my boss is making the wrong decision. I can message my CEO on google right now if I wanted to and she would take me seriously (I have never done this because I've never needed to). but I am free to leave for a few weeks.

when you can do this: leave your home and drive 14 hours to see your friends and enemies and have long conversations in the dark on the balcony while the cigarettes burn and the coors lights foam up in the bottle while you swish em around and the heat lightning flashes in the distance. have at least 2 or 3 backup plans in general (you will know how many to have if you're reading this and you're cringing at the low number right now). literally never leave the house without a backup plan I'm 100% fucking serious. what will you do when your car breaks down 45 miles from home? what will you do when your card declines for ice cream? what song will you pull out when the you breathe in deep and it's thick and the lighter clicks three or four times because the air is too heavy and wet?

idk it's all easy to say when you've done it. I want to do it all again too

[brainfuck-official]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

People will say something to me in a language I don't understand and I'm like "cómo? No entiendo" like bb that's not going to help here

[intercal]

(voice from the crowd) I think intercal's compiler is great no matter how finished it is

[dogposts]

[kittycouch]

Inconspicuous

[railroadlion]

Porygon

[railroadlion]

Porygon2

[sillyguyhotline]

now what about majora’s femme

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[straycatj]

皆さん　どんなトシノセですか

ボクはあそんだり　ねたり　

家主おばちゃんをのぞきにいったり

いいとしが　来るといいですね

Everyone, how are you at the end of the year

I'm playing, napping and sometimes watching ma'm landlady...

I hope lovely new year come to everybody

[abbaswift]

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

[nytragen]

I haven’t played nier automata yet but this sums up the story pretty well, right?

[nestedneons]

Generate your neon meaning here

[atomic-moose]

feeling extremely pleased with my advent of code day 10 solution 😈