Attack_On_Grandma

A shitty Pharah main, ps4  

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Everyone who contributed to me having to see this die

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

The last 2 are incredible

[depsidase]

[geekynerfherder]

'Shallan Davar' by Magali Villeneuve.

Illustration from the 10th anniversary leatherbound edition of ‘Words Of Radiance', book 2 of 'The Stormlight Archive' series, written by Brandon Sanderson.

[thekinglemingle]

Super healthy behaviour Shallan. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[moghedien]

Love that Word of Radiance literally opens like:

Shallan: Jasnah hates me now because I robbed her and is just taking me along with her forever because of some unknowable reason probably she definitely thinks I’m bad now 😞

Jasnah: *wrote to her mom to tell her about Shallan, came up with a plan to help Shallan’s family even though it would help her enemies, talked up Shallan to her mom to a point where her mom thought it would be a good idea to have Shallan marry into the family and started the betrothal process (but left enough room to back out in case Shallan doesn’t want to get married), got worried because hasn’t seen Shallan in five minutes and decided to sit on deck with her even though she clearly wants to be inside, told Shallan that she thinks the magical beings have brought the two of them together and they need to be together now because fate or whatever (she’s the worlds most prominent atheist btw)*

[brbarou]

liar, liar, liar

[duckngk]

shallan ur my favorite

next posts might be a mess of styles, im gonna be posting some of my oldish stuff

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

I still think it’s really funny Shallan called Jasnah’s back alley field trip the worst day of her life. Shallan, the character whose entire thing is having several Worst Days of Her Life.

[lizardson]

one of the things that feels so clear on rereads but so many people miss the first time they read the way of kings is shallans PTSD. I think part of it is the way it gets overshadowed by the constant unending tragedy of kaladin's story, its easy to slot shallan in as the young naive rich girl and not look much deeper. Part of it also is the way shallan drastically understates her own trauma. she says that she's timid, she doesn't like confrontation, she talks about her father's temper, but she was the lucky one because it was never directed at her. There are so many things in her first few chapters alone that are textbook PTSD, the way she freezes and shuts down any thought process that gets too close to her father's death, the flashback when jasnah gets angry at her, how she dissociates when she draws. It's so obvious if you know what you're looking for, but just subtle enough, especially when it's compared to kaladin's trauma, that a lot of people miss it at first. anyway I would defend shallan davar with my life.

[nic-cage-incognito]

Took these from my shit posting TikTok, maybe they'll be better appreciated here

[thursdayartsaround]

[lordgolden]

Jasnah is soooooo fucking funny she’s like Shallan seems bored she’s inside too much let’s go on a field trip to a scary alley and I’ll fucking kill a guy in front of her. Eviscerate even. great field trip no notes

[lakevida]

my new job is so good except for this part

[lakevida]

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[ironychan]

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

I used to do historical reenactment when I was at University. I would go to class before session as a Norman knight, and when the session was over me and some of my buddies I did it with would get the bus home in the same kit. Stop at the Tesco's in full armour for beer and supper and ice cream, then get together at Irish's place for a LAN party.

It's enrichment for all involved. I remember being told I was 900 years late for the battle, and asking the bus driver where the horses were.

[lastoneout]

I genuinely think the world would be a much better place if more people felt comfortable dressing a bit silly out in public.

[glavilio]

when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon

[glavilio]

i go to university in california. it's like dark souls

[football-sucks]

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

[mooncustafer]

*gets out a flat-head screwdriver*