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[torracat]

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

[fiddynun]

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

[torracat]

have you ever eaten a soft grape

[saedii]

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[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[shrined-deactivated20211113]

*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

*wipes dust off of laptop* spring cleaning

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

oh?

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ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

[softlonelyprince]

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

[unclefather]

it puts the lotion on the skin

[fairycosmos]

do you know what i think would be a fun job? author for very little kids. yes i will write about bears sharing a home together and becoming friends with the trees. maybe they make a delicious soup. there's an illustration of a sunset that takes up two pages. the babies read it and believe life is a good thing

[starshadowx2]

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[hauntedcephalopod]

[inkigayeo-deactivated20210522]

time isn’t real and to prove it i’ll have you know ateez performed black cat nero on imm songs almost 4 months ago

[kiixiies]

blessed are those who seek the strap

[kiixiies]

Thanks yoda

[mothernaturenetwork]

[nearlydeadartist12108]

he a good boy.

[scenicroutes]

[anonymousalchemist]

:0

[marywhal]

[yuelaotzu]

[da-crazy-fandom-child-deactivat]

[eldritch-realm]

[bamvina]

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