[captain-crackship]

[caats]

[ottisbuns]

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

[brattylikestoeat]

[paperjoshi]

did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??

[venusrrvelez]

Yes. Yes he did.

[fdelopera]

At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao

[maybuds]

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

[should-be-sleeping]

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[wizardshark]

Oh boy I'm having such a fun time tonight in this old run down mansion! I really think there is no spirit or specter who could spook me tonight

The nefarious poltergeist:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[electriccuckchair]

This post has found its target market

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[preposterousblasphemy]

///

[rattle-my-stars]

[xiaoguiwang]

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

[xiaoguiwang]

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

[xiaoguiwang]

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

[ink-the-artist]

Sphinx

[ink-the-artist]

the way some of you describe art that you like is genuinely incredible

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[worldsendvalent1ne]

[allegedly-human]

Begging you to put the sound on

[doc-crab]

But put it on low for the love of god

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[deadpeatbogbody]

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

[deadpeatbogbody]

[guildenstern]

don't forget

[yourasshurtdone]

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

[gingerlamppost]

the a modest proposal one is insane fucking *gets on one knee* we should eat irish babys

[goingtohavetosaveyourself]

Is this one better?

[naamahdarling]

Yes.

[daenystheedreamer]

Skara Brae Buddo, human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in the Bay of Skaill on the Mainland, an island in the Orkney archipelago of Scotland.

[daenystheedreamer]

Skara Brae 'Buddo' Figurine, Orkney - 3D model by Stromness Museum (@StromnessMuseum)

This whale bone figurine is c.5000 years old and one of only a few prehistoric representations of the human form known in Britain. It was d

rotate the buddo

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]