The Rolodex of Hate

The world is rotten, eat the rich.

[atticusvstheworld]

Which rich person do you want to eat the most?

“Kylie Jenner with her expensive lipsticks. Stop selling those crap.”

[atticusvstheworld]

claudius-edwards​:

“Is that what you’re going to do, then? Maybe I shouldn’t have decided to come with you.” Claudius teased the comedian. He wouldn’t miss the show, especially when he told Atticus that he would be there for the next show that was closest to them. “Claudius Edwards, MD. I don’t understand why people would be attracted to me more just because I say that I’m a doctor.”

“Well. You already decided to come with me. No turning back.” He chuckled. The comedian loves when Claude make some jokes back. It’s the sign that his friend is really doing ok right now. “Some finds doctors attractive. Even I found doctors like that too, sometimes though.” He shrugged. It sounds stupid but it’s the fact. “Just use that opportunity and get laid, mate.”

[atticusvstheworld]

boxingtony​:

“Nice to meet you too, Atticus. Come and join me in a dance or two.”he said with a smile as he continued to dance as the other came to finally join him. “That’s true. Can make an ass out of yourself dancing and no one cares.”

“I don’t care anyone on daily basis. Is that count?” He laughed. Atticus is known for being an ass who don’t care one’s opinion. “What made you came to this place being a jerk dancing looks like a stupid like this?” He raised his eyebrows, curious why this gorgeous man being here alone.

[ruggedmentor]

“Thank you, Dakota.” An RN who worked at the hospital probably before he was born and who seemed to have a crush on any guy his age or any guy with a pulse. He didn’t mind it, he probably would’ve mind not being the center of attention. Stepping into the examine room to find the patient, he closed the door behind him. “Give me a few seconds to look at your chart, Mister…???”

[atticusvstheworld]

“Brun, Atticus Brun. Is that even my name?” said Atticus, can’t stop himself making jokes. He expected to see his doctor friend around here. Guess his friend isn’t on this shift and might be sleeping safe and sound on his bed, but he’s ok seeing this doctor who is kind of, cute? “I think I sprained my ankle.”

[atticusvstheworld]

boxingtony​:

“What? They’re that bad? Damn.. I thought I was good.”Tony chuckled. “I’m Tony.”he said dancing a bit more as he smiled at the other.

“Atticus. Nice to meet you, Tony.” said Atticus, smiled back at the guy and join him for the dance. “Dancing is always embarrassing. Don’t have to worry about that.”

[boxingtony]

“It’s been a while since I’ve been out dancing so no making fun of my dance moves and how awkward I move, okay?”

[atticusvstheworld]

“I think your dance moves already made fun of yourself, pal. No need my talent for doing that.” He chuckled, though the moves aren’t that bad, quite actually nice for a guy who told haven’t been out for a while.

[atticusvstheworld]

claudius-edwards​:

Claudius made sure that his phone and his wallet were in his pockets before gesturing to Atticus that he was ready and that they could go. He raised an eyebrow at that but he shrugged. “I have to make sure I won’t overdo it though, I do embarrassing things when I’m drunk.” It was true, which was why he usually just drank in the company of friends. Or maybe by himself in his own apartment. “I will keep that in mind. Maybe flirt up with strangers telling them you’re my friend.” The doctor joked.

“You’ll be embarrassed even before you’re drunk. I’m going to roast the shit out of you, pal.” He chuckled. Atticus sure will bring up his friend for today’s show. It’s fun to roast his friends to the crowd. That might be the reason why no one date him. “Just tell them you’re a doctor, Claudius Edwards, Md. That’s much cooler than being a friend with a comedian.”

[atticusvstheworld]

❌

“Having my partner edging me all night until I lost it.”

[atticusvstheworld]

❌

“Handjobs in the parking lot is always a choice.”

[askmemesyo-blog1]

For each ❌ I receive, my muse will reveal one of their kinks.

[noodle2thedoodle]

hey lets play how hot is that character

[fvckarchivetheo]

question-meme‌:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[atticusvstheworld]

claudius-edwards​:

“Do you want me to bend over? Give you something to drool over more? Tissues? Lube?” Claudius teased his friend as he started buttoning up his shirt, black since he knows he always looks good in that color. That, and he would avoid visible stains when he plans to probably drink his way through the night. It was rare that he would get the weekends off so he was happy to just drink his way through. “Thank you, I appreciate that.” Making his way back to the living room, he looked at Atticus like he was asking how he looked in the skinny jeans and the black button down shirt that hugged his body in all the right places. “It was a really bad night, the stress and lack of sleep was getting to me. I apologize that you had to see me like that too.”

“Hey. I told ‘ya not to worry about it. That’s what friend does.” He shrugged. Atticus knew he isn’t a good friend or a saint, but it’s little thing he could do for a friend when they’re facing hard times. “Tonight just drink whatever you like because I’ll drive, and I don’t drink after my performance.” He did that all the time. Atticus needs to collects feedbacks and keep up with the stories for his show materials. It’s might be weird but he isn’t a drinker, more like a social drinker. “They have the best mai tai. You should try that.”

[atticusvstheworld]

♚

♚ - a memory of something paranormal

“I’m not a spiritual guy. Sometimes I even make fun of those beliefs. Don’t judge me It’s my job. But I do have some kind of an encounter with something I couldn’t explain. It was the time I still live in New Zealand, in my hometown. My family throw a big party for my brother on his birthday. We have a lot of fun that night. Of course we took lots of picture, but that one specific picture was slightly different. It was a random picture of my brother in front of our shed in our backyard. The picture was too bright because I was standing in front of the goddamn firepit when I took that photo, and on that picture there’s an unidentified men in black robe standing behind him. We didn’t even invite anyone to come at our party that night.”

[atticusvstheworld]

✤

✤ - a memory that involves romance/love

“I haven’t got much experiences when it comes to romances, guess people wouldn’t want to date a comedian to talks about his dick on stage. But that one time I were madly in love with my previous boyfriend is really nice. He went to all my shows to show me supports and always encourage me to push my limits. I feel like a more polished person after we dated. Something just make us feel that between us didn’t work out. We still keep in touch from time to time as a friend. Guess he’s living his best life in NYC right now.”

[xxmoved-blog]

Memory Meme

Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories. 

–

❥ - a childhood memory

♣ - a fading memory

✂ - a vivid memory

✖ - a repressed memory

✈ - an eye-opening memory

✤ - a memory that involves romance/love

☤ - a memory of death/loss

✍ - a memory of their mother

☽ - a memory of their father

♘ - a memory of their sibling(s)

✌ - a memory of a relative

↕ - a memory that may or may not have happened

♚ - a memory of something paranormal

✓ - a sexual memory

♬ - a friend/best friend memory

[atticusvstheworld]

claudius-edwards​:

“Make yourself at home, Atticus. I’ll only take a moment.” Claudius was already half-way dressed anyway and he had laid out his clothes on his bed so he only had to wear them. He didn’t mind that Atticus was staring at him, he was actually flattered that he was getting stares from the other man. “You damn well knew that, I’m just giving you the opportunity to ogle at me. You can take a picture, if you’d like.” The doctor joked as he quickly change his pants just to match with the black button down that fit him in all the right places.

“I can picture you like this while I’m jacking off, no need to take a picture. That’s sexier. You should try that.” said Atticus, chuckled a little bit. He has no problem make some dirty jokes with his friends. It’s who he is, not just what he do for a living. “They’ll give you one free drink, but you can have whatever and as many as you like to night. It’s on me.” He said as he scrolled though his phone. They haven’t had an opportunity to hang out and drink their ass off for a while. “It’s nice to see you like this again, you know? Not that.” It’s hurt to see his friend stressed out and he couldn’t do anything about it, even if he is an entertainer but he deeply know he’ll never know what does Claude really feel like that night.

[atticusvstheworld]

claudius-edwards​:

Claudius chuckled when Atticus had greeted him loudly, moving to the side to let the other man inside. He was scheduled to get ready on time after his shift from the hospital, but like most times, he clocked out late again just because of a surgery that he was in. Now, he was standing shirtless and half-way ready to go out. “I figured. It’s been a while since I’ve been to your shows and I’m looking forward to it.” He gestured for the other to make himself comfortable on the couch. “I’ll be ready in a bit, okay?”

“Aye, mate. I’ll make myself at home. Your house is also my house.” said Atticus, can’t stop himself from joking about his rudeness. He understands Claude’s bizarre schedule. They already called tons of rain check, sometimes because of him and some because of the other guy, why can’t he wait for the guy to get ready just for few minutes. He threw himself on the couch, checking out on the doctor for a bit through that door. “Damn, didn’t even know my friend is such a hottie.” He teased the guy, just spontaneously came out of his mouth like when he does roasts on stages.