[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[iphigeniacomplex]

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

[iphigeniacomplex]

and unprovoked

[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[meanbuddhist]

i found something inside me that i’m scared of and now i’m going to domesticate it

[segamascott]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

[yuridiot]

spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

[despazito]

[emptyprescription]

Me before my daily shower: free me from this mortal coil !!!!!

Me after my shower, moisturized and yummy scented: actually wait jk :3

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[fairycosmos]

i kind of think if someone specifically records you in public and uploads it somewhere to make fun of you you should be allowed to jump them. a little

[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups