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[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[girlsiez-deactivated20210604]

Jack: netflix and chill

Race: blockbuster and cockthruster

Specs: imax and climax

Crutchie:

Crutchie: church and praying for forgiveness

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[shitty-check-please-aus]

wow turns out I can write 2,000 words in an hour and a half if I just sit down and turn on the browser extension that blocks distracting websites

[alexangery]

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

[dement009]

Works for comics and art as well.

[whatthevoid]

…this has the opposite effect.

[honestsister]

instead try; I love you *generic keysmash* h OW DA RE *lavish praise* *inside fandom joke* *quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

[alexangery]

you. i like you

[ixhadbadxdays]

Also, the favorites: 1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!; 2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 3) why must you hurt me this way 4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW 5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter 6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part 7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS 8) this is so cute I’m dying 9) and (writer’s name) strikes again! 10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it 11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

[coffin-bird]

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

[awkwardyunyoo22]

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

[tgwltw]

Very important!

[wilddaisies256]

@rizahawkaye refer to entire list plz except the top

[hawkeyebabe]

This is so true. I feel like I put hours and hours into some of my works, rereading and revising and making sure it’s just how I want it, and I post it excited for it’s receiving….! And then no one comments. And it’s incredibly disencouraging. I write because I love to, but I also write because maybe someone out there loves it when I do too. And frankly, people telling me that I did a good job is the best feeling in the world.

[geofenderwrites]

May I add “*cries in lesbian language*”? Because… yeah.

[bigmammallama5]

“i want to eat it” is a different one but works just as well as a keysmash imo

[slormyy]

@cass-writes-things

[cass-writes-things]

DHDHSJAJA

[wandering-scarecrow]

And if on Tumblr, you can try just “Reblogging” it. Share that fucker around, add a note of love, that usually works

[froggyfloats]

YES

[link-the-feral-anon]

Rather than the ones that have the opposite effect,

“I can’t wait for the next update!!! (But be sure to take care of yourself and don’t rush it if you can’t!!!)” Bc if I got one of those I think I’d die on the spot and haunt my computer to update

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

This is honestly so true like tell me you had any emotions towards what I write and I’ll update as fast as humanly possible

[aubaskin-blog]

brb gonna go comment on some of my favorite fanfics

[sachertortes]

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

[bymcr]

hey as somebody who works in one of those companies that sends out those surveys, never, NEVER mention how much you hate the company in them. just talk about the representative. then, go to the company’s social media page and blast your bad reviews there

those surveys decide our pay, they decide whether we get bonuses or not, they decide if we get to keep our jobs or not. i’ve read transcripts on surveys where it’s has been praising the representative but mentioned one bad thing about the company. that fell to the representative because they should have been enough to sway the customers opinion.

[pikestaff-deactivated20200113]

Hey just to add on, if you liked the representative, and the survey is asking for opinions on a scale of 0-10… please give the rep 10′s across the board.  Don’t try to be thoughtful and detailed and put down a 7 or an 8 or a 9.  A lot of times anything below a 9 or 10 counts as a zero (no, for real) and guess who it comes back to?  That’s right, the customer service rep.

[ultramikahd]

At my job anything below a 10 is zero and our store is graded on our survey % so if anyone even puts 9s across the board it’s a 0 in the end and heavily brings down our stores score- which can lead to firings,

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

corporations: more horrible than i thought

[spadesfiction]

Reiterate: Always score those surveys as 10s. Blast the company itself on social media.

[lesbianelric]

but thats just my onion

[pxy9-deactivated20180911]

[seasonalmelancholy]

[camalilium]

Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.

Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan

[stinkiedinkiedoodles]

Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!

[camalilium]

[oolongearlgrey]

Remember that one movie where Brock busted out the most genuinely wholesome one-liner of all time?

[zandolaf]

ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

[ryuokowolf]

@eemamminy

[chibigingi]

[strawberryoverlord]

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall need to stop starting mass panick literally right now cause its annoying

[witches-and-weirdos]

So hey. Try spreading this to your purged friends.

Tell them to contact tumblr.

And get their blogs back.

[witches-and-weirdos]

[aubaskin-blog]

tumblr is, in fact, taken down from the app store

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[skeletonize]

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

[skeletonize]

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

[the-old-man-has-the-phonebox]

pure wholesome content

  god i wish i could be loved like that but alas

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So how old were you when you realized Meowth of Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu was just rehashing the age old tale of a cat trying to catch a mouse?

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Types of responses to this post:

-Immediately right now this moment years old

-I have literally always known this

-Pikachu’s a mouse????

[aubaskin-blog]

i didn’t realize that but yeah makes sense

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

We were raised in, and exist in, a racist society.

Under these conditions: racism isn’t something you simply abstain from. Racism is something you must actively unlearn. 

[ghost-cassette]

And continually self-check for

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

And continually self-check for

[strangelyiron-deactivated202012]

me reading graphic smut vs me reading the first time they hold hands or admit their feelings

[thelovejandles]

[meddlsome]

Top Lance who?

This boy a bottom big spoon and you know it

Plus the whole handcuff thing

[langst-wins]

THATS THE PIPIN HOT TEA, FAM

[meddlsome]

[recaption]

2008: wow I was so stupid last year

2009: wow I was so stupid last year

2010: wow I was so stupid last year

2011: wow I was so stupid last year

2012: wow I was so stupid last year

2013: wow I was so stupid last year

2014: wow I was so stupid last year

2015: wow I was so stupid last year

2016: wow I was so stupid last year

2017: wow I was so stupid last year

2018: wow I was so stupid last year

to be continued