That's gross, I love it

I love Ritalin and I have low self-esteem I'm Matt. I love math lmao

[magikpelvis]

When some says they just wanna be friends but ask if you’re a top or bottom

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Gay Porn Blog Caption: “This is how a FAGGOT deserves to be treated!” Me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Avery_Leilani)

[deebott]

I hope she got some dick I support her and love her

[thehumblelee]

This my alma mater..she def. got approached at the least lol

[pokerus-vaccinated]

Guy: I’m a power bottom

Me: wow, thats so cool. What are your powers

[liaarmani]

so disrespectful..

but so legendary.

[feeldiver]

that’s wild up

[dippedgaming]

This is the visual representation of changing your Netflix password on people.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sad-goddess-blog]

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

[volcainist]

what the actual fuck

[fukbot-blog1]

Chaotic neutral

[ophanim-emoji]

College student

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

[shadio]

there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch 

[logotv]

Are you #TeamShea?!

Like and reblog for Shea Coulee to snatch the crown! 💅

[evilrashida]

[refinery29]

Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots.

Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman episode; and 2) Comedy Central actually cast transgender actors for transgender roles.

Gifs: Comedy Central

Check it out.

[bootsnblossoms]

Fucking perfect. Putting the narrative back in the hands of the changemakers makes me unspeakably happy. *sniffles* 

[livinginthequestion]

Today is not the motherfucking day.

[thorgyorgy]

Bob the Drag Queen and Tiffany “I Love New York” Pollard are EVERYTHING

[ifuckedamillionaire]

Okay, I want at least 10 minutes of this.

[chuck-e-cheekz]

CAN THEY HAVE A SHOW TOGETHER

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

[macmike-senpai]

[aubreypluhzuh]

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

who selling wet hit my DM

i really miss my dad

[aquamarinespinnerlover]

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

[mathewkinetix]

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.