Dog With a Blog

Artemis! | a disabled, music-loving lesbian who worked in the industry for a bit. | I bark at my wife :3 | untagged horny posts & 3D art | [22] [ It / Its ] [ She / Her ]

[audiodog]

my fishnets r fighting for their LIVES rn omg

[audiodog]

For context ;3

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

That cute girl you know probably hasn't been pushed against the wall and been made out with recently enough, you should change this

[audiodog]

festival fit 🧡

[audiodog]

puppy deserves to have its owner show it off, , , , awrfff,,

[audiodog]

auwoooooooo

[audiodog]

PUP NEEDS TO BE CHAINED UP UNDER ITS OWNER'S DESK SO PUP IS EASILY ACCESSIBLE AND ALWAYS WITH HER OWNER , , , , AWRF

[audiodog]

awfwafwaf awrawf wrff woof awrff wruff!!! arf!!!!

[100percentkansasbeef]

I still cannot for the life of me figure out what to do with my stickers. I don't wanna put em on my laptop cause I don't wanna fuck up the finish and resale value, and I don't wanna put em on my water bottle cause I feel like I wouldn't be able to wash it in the dishwasher anymore. Shit is so annoying. They're all just sitting in a plastic bag instead. :[

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[audiodog]

rope bunny? wrong!! rope puppy!!! girls tie me up and call me a good dog!!

[totally-sapphic-posts]

Oh to be kissed until I can barely think a single coherent thought

[audiodog]

girls love petting my fluffy hair and touching my squishy thighs !!!!!

[sludgebitch]

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

[the-great-grebe]

Why is there a singular bird up at 4 am. Sit your feathery ass back on that branch and go the fuck to sleep

[audiodog]

the early bird has deemed you "The Worm"

[audiodog]

do y'all think pup could cum just from having its boobs sucked? its owner thinks so, but it doesnt agree. pup thinks a scientific study is needed.

[dumbdoegirl]

i yearn to cry sexually.

[audiodog]

Awrff! ^-^