flute player

tchaikovsky stan!!! flutes rule!!!! so do violins!!!!! so do all instruments tbh!!!! synesthete with too much to say🎹

[transparrent]

[anubis-the-incubus-deactivated2]

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

[shoulderbabes]

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

[apxtheosis-remaking]

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

[aegis-of-the-ages]

Im just rebloging because of that last guys comment

[rhiavictoria]

thats not possible

[jonathanturners]

I didn’t get 28k more followers but I’m a newer blog and I think this is pretty good so 

[well-howell-be-damned]

I kinda don’t believe these tbh

[panicatthesin]

Me too prove me wrong man

[iwasthisisphantasia]

I honestly don’t think this’ll work, but I’ll try it.

Update: I GOT 15 NEW FOLLOWERS YESTERDAY!

[phanpornandmanyptherphandom-blog]

Like every one else o don’t believe it but okay!!

[cumslluthowell-blog]

i do not believe .

[brendonurieownsmyass-deactivate]

get me to 3k

[agyo]

THERES NO FUCKING WAY THIS COULD POSSIBLY WORK

[skaiask8ter]

gET ME PAST 100 YOU CAN TRY BUT IT CAN’T FUCKING WORK

[blackcatarts]

ELESII AND SABINE BOTH REBLOGGED THIS PEER PRESSURE IS DESTROYING ME

[augmentedflutes-blog]

hmmm i don't know...

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[kriskrakel]

so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP

[sweetiewhitpi]

Rebloging with the playlist.

[enbyleighlines]

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

[thes3nator]

[celestialdorito]

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

[bumblign]

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

[foodffs]

10+ Galaxy Sweets That Are Out Of This World

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[borkdork]

I want a space-themed wedding and I want all this stuff there :)

[hacked-by-od8an]

Spaaacceee :3

[aurotoiras]

@spookymingos

[whenvesselruled]

how to survive sunday nights

I know Sunday nights can be a trying time. Here are some songs I use to get through them.

Guns For Hands - Twenty One Pilots

It’s Okay - Lophee

Don’t Think About Tomorrow - Lophee

Saturn - Sleeping At Last

I Lived - One Republic 

Trees - Twenty One Pilots

Wake Me Up - Avicii

Hard Times - Paramore 

Truce - Twenty One Pilots

This is Home - Switchfoot

Anathema - Twenty One Pilots

Some videos I use to make it through:

Taking On Anxiety feat. Lilly Singh

Tyler Joseph singing songs off of the older albums + a story

You’re Beautiful - Tyler Joseph cover

Cute D and P video

There’s a Point - Tyler Joseph speech

Truce at the Basement release show 

Tyler n Josh at a beach in michigan

Dodie cutting her hair short

words by tyler

Things to Remember on a Sunday Night:

This Horrible Thing that you are thinking about won’t be so horrible in the morning.

You are loved and vital and appreciated.

Don’t listen to the nasty lies your mind makes up about your body and soul. You are beautiful.

It’s okay to be sad. The sadness is not permanent. 

There are other people going through the same thing. You are not alone.

Stay alive I-/

[fghtclubs]

please reblog this so people who need to see it can.

[augmentedflutes-blog]

composers: a summary

bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS

vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha

cpe bach: who am i

mozart: sunshine and smiles

haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol

beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf

chopin: my soUL

paganini: hahhaha noobs

liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs

alkan: fck ur fingers lol

brahms: cLARA

schubert: im a mushroom

wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs

tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons

rachmaninoff: HANDS

debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss

ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths

holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS

prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page

shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN

cage:

reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt

stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da

schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'

satie: im funny

mahler:*singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES

[official-clarinets]

👏 Camille 👏 Saint 👏 Saëns 👏

Reblog if you agree

[augmentedflutes-blog]

actually my fave

[omg-horns]

Fun Musician Asks

1. Favorite movie soundtrack 2. Favorite soundtrack piece from a movie 3. Favorite TV/anime show soundtrack 4. Favorite sad soundtrack 5. Favorite powerful soundtrack 6. Favorite instrument 7. Favorite percussion instrument 8. Your favorite thing about the instrument you play 9. Your least favorite thing about the instrument you play 10. Prettiest looking instrument 11. Prettiest sound 12. Your definition of band nerd 13. Favorite band piece 14. Favorite symphony 15. Favorite brass quintet piece 16. Favorite woodwind quintet piece 17. Favorite chamber ensemble piece 18. Favorite overture 19. Favorite symphony 20. Favorite opera 21. Choose one: brass quintet, string quartet, woodwind quintet 22. Piece that gives you energy/pumps you up 23. Piece that makes you emotional 24. Piece that makes you sad 25. Favorite slow piece 26. Favorite fast piece 27. Favorite piece to play 28. Favorite excerpt 29. Favorite Etude 30. Piece that kills your lips the most (or hands) 31. Favorite solo literature for your instrument 32. Favorite classical music composer 33. Favorite band composer 34. Favorite soundtrack composer 35. Favorite genre of music 36. Most musical inspirational quote 37. Favorite and least favorite note 38. Favorite orchestra 39. Who do you look up to most in the music world 40. Are you hoping to continue playing music past ms/HS/college? 41. If you could talk to a composer right now, who would it be and what would you say? 42. If you could bring a composer back to life, who would it be? 43. If you could learn another instrument, what would it be? 44. Have you ever cried while listening to music? What piece? 45. Have you ever cried on stage? 46. Embarrassing performance? 47. Performance really proud of? 48. What made you decide on playing your instrument? (What was your “Ah-ha!” Moment?) 49. If you are wanting to play music professionally, did you have an “Ah-ha!” Moment to decide that? 50. What was the first orchestral piece you ever played? 51. What is your favorite piece to listen that has a fantastic part for your instrument? 52. If you could make a living off your instrument, what would you be doing? (I.e. professional orchestra, freelance, etc) 53. If you were to compose a symphony about your life story, what would it be like? 54. What makes you want to throw your instrument across the room? (Pls dont) 55. What is the best instrument to use as a weapon? 56. Do you have playlists on your iPod? If so, what are your fav playlists/the names of them? 57. Have any random, good musical stories? 58.If you make a mistake during rehearsal, what do you usually do? (Do you make a face? A noise?) 59.what type of music do you listen to other than classical? 60. What do you do during long rests? 61. Have you gone to any music camps? If so, which ones? 62. Post a pic of your music binder/folder 63. Post a selfie with you and your instrument 64. Post any selfie at a band event/festival/honor band 65. Post any selfie of you with your HS or orchestra section 66. Post a practice room selfie 67. Post a picture of you right before or after an audition 68. Post your favorite pic of your conductor 69. Post a picture of your case 70. Post a picture of your practice area

[augmentedflutes-blog]

:::)))

[bachsnaps]

[augmentedflutes-blog]

i'm in a completely silent revision session and i just snorted so loud help

[augmentedflutes-blog]

i loveeeeee - i'm currently trying to play a ragtime version of Alla Turca which i saw on @classicfm s website!!! also who the heck invented EXAMS,,, end of year exams are KILLING me,, my physics exam is in 2 hours and i understand NOTHING hahaha who needs a future???

[augmentedflutes-blog]

oH MY GOsH i JusT SaW ThiS HOLy CrUD it Was AMazInG??? I CriEd ALot???

[pianistical]

i complain a lot about practicing, but i also miss practicing if i don’t practice??????? i’m so??????

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

thank you for finally putting it into words

[augmentedflutes-blog]

yes????

[electronicfloors]

i love and hate how music can just bring you to the past with a few notes with a melody in the lyrics that can whisk you away to a time that passed. you can feel what you did then right? happiness. sadness. regret. love. it’s like a time machine

[augmentedflutes-blog]

um yEs

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

family member/family friend who i haven’t seen in 2 years: hey i heard you play violin really good do you mind if i come over and listen?

me: chucks violin out window hahahahaha who is this violin you speak of ??? ? ???? ???

[augmentedflutes-blog]

mE with my flute omg

[weerwolvin-deactivated20141116]

identity ask

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

are you religious/spiritual?

do you care about your ethnicity?

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

are you an artist?

do you have a creed?

describe your ideal day.

dog person or cat person?

inside or outdoors?

are you a musician?

five most influential books over your lifetime.

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

what’s your patronus?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?

do you love easily?

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

how often would you want to see your family every year?

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

could you live as a hermit?

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

three songs that you connect with right now.

pick one of your favorite quotes.

[augmentedflutes-blog]

i've got time to waste so....

[violapianolife-blog]

When your section leader makes a wrong entrance

[itsaviolathing]

When you’re the section leader

[violapianolife-blog]

When the whole section comes in wrong

[itsaviolathing]

When the conductor brings you in wrong

[violapianolife-blog]

When you flub your entry but still manage to recover

[itsaviolathing]

When someone else flubs their entrance

[violapianolife-blog]

When you have your entry clearly marked with a neon highlighter and you still mess it up

[itsaviolathing]

When you finally get that entry you always mess up

[violapianolife-blog]

When everybody messes it up except you

[itsaviolathing]

When you mess up but no one notices 

[violapianolife-blog]

When the conductor stops everyone because you messed it up

[itsaviolathing]

When the conductor stops everyone because one person messed up

[violapianolife-blog]

When you miss your entry but the conductor doesn’t stop

[itsaviolathing]

When you forget to count rests and lose your place in the music

[violapianolife-blog]

When the second violins keep messing up the same part for 20 minutes

[itsaviolathing]

When people obviously haven’t looked at their part before the rehearsal

[violapianolife-blog]

When everybody acts like they practiced it but they bomb the rehearsal

[itsaviolathing]

When someone says they practised it but you know they haven’t

[violapianolife-blog]

When you go to turn the page but crash your scroll into the stand, drop the music, and stab your partner with your bow

[itsaviolathing]

When you do that in a super quiet part of the piece and so everyone notices (bonus points if it’s in a concert)

[augmentedflutes-blog]

when you sneeze really loudly in the middle of a performance and the conductor looks at you like you just killed a kitten

[orchestraordie]

i love when u can hear string musicians breathing between phrases on recordings

[augmentedflutes-blog]

yEs