The Squeakquel

27 | she/her | queer | professional fool and silly little lad | i survived every tumblr update 

[carcassfrotting]

sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.

[hungwy]

tomorrow i may eat some sauerkraut. keep this in mind

youre booked.

[blackpyrefly]

i didnt

[hungwy]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[darthmarrapologist]

the female jedi knight has the voice of a very tiny cinnamon roll looking person who gets constantly underestimated but could actually murder you with her pinky. and the female jedi consular has the voice of someone who looks taller than she actually is because she carries herself with so much power and quiet confidence and everyone finds her lowkey intimidating. i will not be elaborating

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[edgebug]

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

[edgebug]

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

[circlusion]

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Good point!

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[mxtomituck]

OR.

ELSE.

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing and eating that homophobic doctor

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Entry Points, oil on canvas by Lydia Pettit on Instagram

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[snuffysbox]

felt like posting this panel from my stardew comic as a standalone too, cus I liked how it turned out ✌️

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

[shut-up-hippie]

Today is a Jewish holiday! 

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