Aunt Rat

Freya. Formerly @tante-bete. She/hers. Standard disclaimer: "I have had the pleasure of your acquaintance long enough to know that you find great enjoyment in occasionally professing opinions which in fact are not your own."

[arahir]

tumblr staff are trying SO hard to get us to leave this website but it’s just not going to happen. i am a worm and this is my hole and i will never go.

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[aunt-rat]

progress flag is ugly as hell, I want a gilbert baker flag embroidered with I ALSO SUPPORT POC AND TRANS PEOPLE.

[aunt-rat]

[aunt-rat]

progress flag is ugly as hell, I want a gilbert baker flag embroidered with I ALSO SUPPORT POC AND TRANS PEOPLE.

[gwenfrankenstien]

everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole

[gwenfrankenstien]

nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.

[filmphotofranz]

I get the importance of the transfem community warnings but sometimes I see shit like girls talking other girls out of trying to get their teaching certificates because of the potential for harassment from conservative parents and idk that's very real but also at a certain point we are just doing preemptive hiring discrimination to ourselves

[filmphotofranz]

Like on the one hand it is very real that societal transphobia would like to see us all unemployed, forced to do survival sex work. But also that's not the only reality available to us at this point! And sometimes I worry that we are self policing in a way by flooding so many trans girls with this message of "your only options are to get super good at onlyfans or be Raytheon's strongest coder" when like, so many of the women I know are teachers, home care workers, nannies, day care workers, postal workers. Not glamorous, but like, idk the world of lower middle class pink collar jobs is available to us more or less at this point. Other girls have office jobs, some girls have to work food service and retail. But we get to exist in some form besides either NEETs or internet famous porn girls. And obvi hiring discrimination is real, and obvi disability issues come into play for a lot of us that makes a lot of the work I just mentioned inaccessible. I'm not saying things are sweet out there. But there is a world out there where you can live. Maybe not in the exact way you want, maybe not super easily, but you can live.

[idiosyncatsy]

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

[beardedmrbean]

[aunt-rat]

don't listen to them. NEVER DATE A MUTUAL. you will break up and you won't even be able to complain about it.

[aunt-rat]

HE SURE FUCKIN DID

[beachcoma]

[aunt-rat]

who, us?

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[kuttithevangu]

Heard you say “I learned at elf school” and all I could think of was

Yeah I’m an elf school graduate I have a certificate and everything

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[erumelde]