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@auntie-sappho
Hello, my lovelies! Tis your wonderful wine aunt Sappho!
This is the blog I'll be using for my more unhinged ramblings :)
Interaction rules from main account still apply; more raunchy/spicy/out there interactions are encouraged here tho
Stay kind, stay you, and drink responsibly (/legally) 🤗🤭
More:
Fellow Aunties: @miss-asmodeus
Spin Off of and Run By @sappho-offical
Link to Discord -> discord.gg/mH87q5abPe
Sometimes, all you need is your bestie to remind you you have a great ass
Is this probably a good sign?
No.
I'll get back to you in the morning
ooc post idk what im doingggg
i'm gonna try to actually be active on this blog- unlike most of my officals-
anyway
mod : wouldnt you like to know, weather boy... >:)
tagging the gays so they know i exist even tho i haaaaate being perceived i also hate having 0 notes lol
@lesbian-offical @auntie-sappho @sapphic-offical @wlw-god-offical @straight-girl-offical (i will turn you gay, this is a threat) @instant-yuri-machine @yuri-offical @undoomed-yuri-offical @doomed-yuri-offical
WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNN
What happened Auntie?
Someone stole the "burgers and fries" I've been pining for since August and has been rubbing it in face ever since
For those who were wondering, this was the ask that made me make that reminder post-
I'm pretty sure it was a bot, but uh...
That's a bit much for main 😂
Wanna look like a slut the way a man looks like a slut
Ooooo, yeah, see these forearms? These biceps? The way my button up has justttt one too many buttons undone?
Get over here 🤭😉
WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNN
Sometimes I wish I was a little bit taller.
Sometimes I wish I was a baller.
And sometimes...sometimes I wish I had a girl who looked good because gods know I'd call her.
Huh? Oh, I'm just doing some...research. Yes, research!
Hm...
And when did I post this again?
Right, right...
I hate it when people tell you they hope you find the solution THEY HAVE/TOOK FROM YOU
Like-
I got that burger and those fries for me because I was hungry. I was talking about how badly I wanted that burger and those fries the entire drive there. Hell, I was talking about how badly I wanted that burger and those fries since before you got in the car
And then you take my burger and my fries.
And then you say, "Aw, I'm sorry you're hungry. Hopefully you find a burger and some fries! This burger and these fries helped me a lot when I was hungry :)"
Make my mascara run pls? 🥺
My lovelies, is it against girl code to go after your friend's long term crush? 🤔😭
So you know how greeks were gay as all hell? Mostly out of misogyny, but still. I've got a secret for all of you!
My first husband, Menelaus, king of Sparta, was a bottom. Took a lot to keep that under wraps with all the big burly men he had come to our home. I just let him have it. Not like he was getting much from me anyway.
Oop- 👀🤭
An introduction, I suppose
You know, sometimes I wish the gods would just tell you when you're a lesbian. It would've saved a lot of trouble if I didn't have to deal with that Trojan prince.
Sappho's poetry was my gay awakening.
If you're transphobic, racist, sexist, homophobic, or generally any of the phobes... honey this isn't your place. The island is safe for everyone! Except bigots.
Sappho says I'm a wine aunt? Whatever that means. I'm just here to have fun and I know a good Vermouth when I taste it.
Expect some juicy gossip, being arguably the most important mortal figure in all of Helenic Greece has brought me quite a lot of inside knowledge!
I might do some art, some musing, some writing... we'll see.
👀 I see another auntie 🤭
Welcome to the club!
You know what, my lovelies? This means war.
I recently posted a picture of my Cursed Scarf™, but even after appeal, Tumblr has it marked as "mature".
In retaliation, I'm not only going to post more pictures of my scarf, but I'm encouraging you all to join me. You can use the photos of my scarf, or you can make your own and post it. Make sure to tag it "sappho's scarf war", and I'll repost all the posts I find.
They can't stop us all 😈
Some context for my lovelies who may seem a little lost:
When my ex broke up with me back in October, I was in the middle of knitting her a scarf, as per the fiber arts curse demanded. (How dare I knit something for my significant other?) As a show of growth and healing, though, I decided to finish the scarf and keep it for myself! It means a lot to me and acts as a physical representation of how much I've grown.
@bubble-official and I made a deal where I'd keep Tumblr updated on my scarf, and once I was finished, they'd make a frog. (Which I'm still waiting on 👀).
When I finally posted the finished product, though, Tumblr had the post marked as "mature". I submitted it for appeal, but they kept it marked as mature for some reason, and I'm really petty.
Happy Scarf War, my lovelies :)))
SCARF WAR LETS GOOOOO
shutupimworkingonit
hehehe
