#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac
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I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size.
Yes, he is five times her age.
Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive
BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.
the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time
today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
All the wine charm sets I've put up on Zazzle, thus far. There's more individual charms, too - especially in the crescent moons and Auntie FAFO pride flag designs.
The designs aren't uniform because I learn as I go and egads, do I hate undoing my own work . . . But that means there's going to be duplication and overlap since I'm not taking down older but still presentable designs.
[Verse 1]
Our fear has made us gullible
A bully rose to take control
And now they’re yelling “Off with their heads!”
We’ve been through this, we ended it
Or so we thought it had been fought
It’s like an army back from the dead
[Pre-Chorus]
The racists got a PR firm
Hired men in fancy shirts
But have the same ideology
We’ve had to say a lot of stuff
We thought was fucking obvious
Like, “Yes, it’s okay to punch Nazis!”
[Chorus]
Never thought it’d happen
But now look where we are
We’d rather have a rapist
Than a woman in power
Whеn we got complacent
In defеnding our rights
The Nazis changed their name
Now they’re called the alt-right
[Verse 2]
Death to white supremacists
Like Milo Yiannopoulos
Homophobes and hatred they spread
Let’s get intersectional
Basic human rights for all
We won’t stop till fascism’s dead
[Pre-Chorus]
Terrorize the Red Pill plague
Poison all the KKK
And piss on your ideology
We’ve had to say a lot of stuff
We thought was fucking obvious
Like, “Yes, it’s okay to punch Nazis!”
[Chorus]
Never thought it’d happen
But now look where we are
Rather have a rapist
Than a woman in power
When we got complacent
In defending our rights
The Nazis changed their name
Now they’re called the alt-right
Never thought it’d happen
But now look where we are
Rather have a racist
Than a woman in power
When we got complacent
In defending our rights
The Nazis changed their name
Now they’re called the alt-right
Never thought it’d happen
But now look where we are
Rather have a racist
Than a woman in power
When we got complacent
In defending our rights
The Nazis changed their name
Now they’re called the alt-right
i know its been said b4 but growing up suicidal and then reaching an age you never planned to live to is extremely stressful and terrifying, and we deserve more credit for not killing ourselves and THEN having to make up for the time we spent not caring if we lived or died and not doing work to improve our lives.
i feel behind in life because i spent the last 7 ish years not giving a shit about my future because i assumed id be dead before id have to deal with that, and now i have to start making decisions that many people started considering years ago.
i just feel like. suicidal people dont get credit for firstly, how stressful life is while suicidal, how difficult it is just to do simple tasks, and secondly, how hard it is to recover from years spent not caring once a person is no longer actively suicidal or no longer having suicidal ideations.
For context: the reason metal sounds the way it does is because Tony Iommi, guitarist of Black Sabbath, lost his fingertips in a factory accident. Doctors told him he would never be able to play again, so he spent months burning down plastic and covering it with leather to essentially create new fingertips. Of course, he still couldn't play in the same way, so he downtuned his guitars and found new ways to play parts that made them sound even bigger and heavier than before, and that's how the sound of heavy metal was created!
Not to use him as inspiration porn but it really is incredible that an entire huge genre exists not in spite of but specifically BECAUSE of a disability
Also worth mentioning he was inspired by Django Reinhardt!
"My friend said, "Listen to this guy play", and I went, "No way! Listening to someone play the guitar is the very last thing I want to do right now!" But he kept insisting and he ended up playing the record for me. I told him I thought it was really good and then he said, "You know, the guy's only playing with two fingers on his fretboard hand because of an injury he sustained in a terrible fire." I was totally knocked back by this revelation and was so impressed by what I had just heard that I suddenly became inspired to start trying to play again."
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