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grandmazami

yuukei-yikes

when u have a date with your gf but your little brother has separation anxiety

sky-blue-cat

Happy Birthday to Momo!

couldn’t decide if I wanted to draw her as a cat or not so I did both!

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heyheyrich-deactivated20220813

This is actually a fascinating concept called the marginal propensity of consumption. It BASICALLY means that each additional dollar to a poor person (Like someone on minimum wage) is comparatively more valuable than each additional dollar to a wealthy person (like a millionaire or billionaire) because the poor person is more likely to go spend it on a good or service whereas the wealthy person will stick it in an offshore account.

With the poor person, it will continue changing hands within the economy and get spent more often, leading to higher economic output. The wealthy person takes that dollar out of the economy by sticking it in a bank account to grow their wealth, and the dollar effectively becomes useless and stops changing hands.

finchwingart

animal

paroxsys

this animal is so fucking shape

kakaocho

Noodle in her phase 1 clothes ✌

#NFTumblcryptids

valtsv

no one:

ducks at the pond:

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everythingfox

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

weaver-z

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

memeclassheroes

funnymemes-and-kinkydreams

summer-of-roses

thelearnedwobbly

Nail->Head

zakubabbles

When I was in elementary, some of our schools' teachers told the parents that they weren't going to give out homework. It was unnecessary, stressful, and took away time from development.

Some parents went ballistic! So much so, most of those teachers shied away from that and went back to handing out homework.

shenanighenz

Last year (before the shutdown) my son did not have any homework from his teacher beyond reading each night for 20 minutes and the reading was to be whatever the child enjoyed. So picture books, comics, fanfics whatever. As long as it had words it was fine.

His teacher said ever since he stopped doing homework kids came in more refreshed and eager to learn. They WANTED to learn. Freeing them from the stress of after school work helped them be able to focus since they weren’t burnt out and had time to relax like kids should.

My sons grade stayed relatively the same, but home life was so much easier and more relaxing and we fought a lot less and I will tell everyone who will listen that homework is a scam.

lily-orchard

People who advocate homework at all view children in contempt. They view them as inhuman things that can be expected to just keep working constantly without complaint.

People talk about there being "not enough time in the day" or "important to the learning process" but never really talk about stress, exhaustion, burnout or the simple reality that life should not be wasted constantly working.

It's telling when someone prioritizes work and effeciency over a child's mental wellbeing.

garrettauthor

How to trick a monkey.

writing-prompt-s

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

endreams-s

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

honeypressed

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

moonreflectioninthefragglepond

A++ addition

tetsuskitten

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms

I LOVE THIS

vmohlere

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

laziestofthedreamers

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.