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@auradoniandreams
hi, everyone! i'm anya, 21, my pronouns are she/her. this is a new sideblog i made to replace my old one, @/twooruguitas (previously known as @/auradoniandream). my main is @rusalkascave
here i post about:
disney animated films/shows like encanto, tangled the series, etc
disney channel movies and shows (especially descendants)
other childrens media fromt the early 2000s
if you post about any of these, give this post a like and ill check out your blog!
finances
"If we put all the kids in one bedroom, I think we can afford to feed them without going into crippling debt," Evie says, fingers flying over her tablet. She types faster than almost anyone Ben's ever seen, almost as fast as Lorne, his dad's secretary.
He should probably send Lorne a card soon. Or a gift basket. Something really good, to convince her not to retire when dad does. Ben doesn't intend on inheriting his dad's affair partners along with his titles, but Lorne really is a great secretary, and if he can convince her to stay, she'd be one less potential PR nightmare for him to worry about. "Of course, we'll get denied by social services if we do that, but maybe we can make an argument for the twins wanting to stay together. I can get a loan from the Charmington Treasury for the care of Dizzy, because they've already made a statement supporting her coming over, so that just leaves Celia. Maybe she can start a summer business, scam some Auradon brats out of their money, and pay her own way."
Ben makes a valiant attempt at sitting up. "No--"
"There's an alchemy chapter in my spellbook," Mal grumbles, swatting Ben's hand away. She's sprawled on top of him, curled into a compact purple curve, head on the middle of his chest. She shouldn't weigh enough to hold him down, but Mal's heavier than she looks. Not in a bad way. She's like a weighted blanket turned up by a factor of 10, and it's honestly sort of hot that she doesn't even have to try when it comes to holding him still. "I'll turn some lead into gold and we can sell it to get the money."
Ben kisses her head. God, he's a bad person. He loves when she says weird villain shit. "Mal, that's fraud."
"I will take fraud if it gets us more kids," Evie says, without taking her eyes off her spreadsheet. "Mal, you're old enough to go on record as a foster parent starting this summer. Who do you want?"
Mal shifts, burrowing her head against Ben's chest. "I want someone evil. The house is gonna be full of goody-two-shoes if you keep picking them."
"Okay so like," Evie lifts her right hand off the tablet to roll her wrist in a tight little circle, again and again until it makes a click. "Do you want to foster a baby pirate?"
"Gross."
"Names, babe. If you don't pick, I'll pick for you."
"Ugh. I hate kids," Mal grumbles. "Give me....Spencer and Lidya."
"One kid."
"You're allowed to have two."
"I'm better than you," Evie shoots back, tapping at her spreadsheet. "Actually, scratch that, I don't know if you're allowed to have any kids. We can barely afford the ones we're getting. Have you ever thought about selling your kidneys?"
"Why me?"
"You have a magical healing factor. I...." Evie pauses, types something, and nods to herself. "I don't. I have healing potions, but they can only go so far. You have enough fairy blood to survive anything short of being burnt at the stake. One kidney, and we can give all the kids their own rooms.”
Ben would really like to think about other things now, thanks. Things that aren't his girlfriend being burnt at the stake are his favorite. He loves thinking about other things. Like his impending transition to full-time kingship, or the ring that's totally not in his backpack right now. Things that only make him a little queasy are fine.
"I'll do it," he blurts.
Mal shoots up from his lap. "The fuck you won't! Keep your kidneys right where they are. The only one getting cut open for these kids is me."
Oh.
"Not the kidney thing," Ben says, throwing his hands up under the force of Mal's glare. She probably wouldn't stab him, but he can't really be sure, and keeping his hands visible just in case isn't a bad idea around the VKs. "I meant paying for the kids."
Mattel creating a show about monsters: "and what if instead of "cheerleading" they said "fearleading"!"
Mattel creating a show about princess: "and their world is built upon a lie that everyone must believe to keep all the rich and important figure heads in power for as long as possible and they must keep the system because without it they will cease to exist, AND instead of "cafeteria" they said "castleteria"!"
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
elsa + laughter
THE ARISTOCATS 1970, dir. Wolfgang Reitherman
LILO & STITCH (2002)
Faceless animations ↳ THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements
it’s a good thing that daring and apple had a very performative, destiny-based relationship cause if i was daring and i found out i wasn’t my gf’s prince charming but my SISTER was i would be on the news
THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT (2004) | dir. Gary Marshall
A healthy baby girl, a princess was born, with beautiful golden hair
Why is Selena Gomez so big on ig? What did she do
she killed it in Wizards of Waverly Place
She really did
disney channel heritage post
FANTASIA (1940)
bonus:
Brenda Song talking about the iconic "PRNDL" scene from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody in the year 2025!
i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪
belle: i respect my father so much
hua mulan: hey i respect MY father so much, and also yours
belle: i would lay down my life for him in an instant, so of course when his life was on the line i didn’t hesitate to set aside whatever identity and thoughts of the future i had had to defend him
hua mulan: that’s crazy i also did that
belle: i didn’t expect that i would end up with more grandeur and authority than i ever could have accessed otherwise, but of course i didn’t forget who i was doing this for or let the power tempt me
hua mulan: 100% with you sister
belle: also the giant bloodthirsty cat creature gives insane dick like you wouldn’t even believe
hua mulan: the what
laura marano as monica reeves in ‘bad hair day’
