radical

~kenley ~24-years-old ~queer ~rainbow-gender ~them/they-pronouns-plsNthx

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[dummythickstation]

All these positive posts on like “start your 2018 off right!” are nice and all but,, it’s also okay if ur 2018 doesn’t start off great. It’s okay if you’re sick in bed and grieving and haven’t showered in a week. You’ve got a whole year ahead of you to improve yourself and your life like,, it’s not a race. You’re allowed to take your time with healing and moving forward. I haven’t slept well in days so this might be unintelligible but hdbbwnaj I thought someone should make this post even if no one will see it. Good luck with ya new year people

[unfugbilder]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:

me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,

husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,

[forever90s]

[puplets-deactivated20150714]

one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[findyourtomorrow]

🏳️‍🌈

[queergraffiti]

“I love you very much”

“I love you very much also”

Cleveland, Ohio, USA

[800-dick-pics]

A power couple!

[aurariel]

@notafamilyblog

[love-personal]

[tastefullyoffensive]

So polite. (via ayyoriverr)

[lilah80]

My dog will never, ever fail to accept something from my hand, whether she actually wants it or not. Before I understood this, I assumed that when she took a treat or piece of food from me and trotted away, it was because she’d gone off to eat it. That’s why for two weeks, I’d convinced myself that she liked baby carrots. We went through half a bag before I discovered that she’d been depositing them all in the cat’s bed. “I’ll just put this where the garbage goes” was her thinking, I believe.

[its-arrested-development]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.

[notchicken]

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

[vieux-soleil]

when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend

[neaarty]

[leadwaterboy]

[sasstricbypass]

when your two friends are dating and you love and support their partnership

[gregariousghosts-deactivated201]

@aurariel you

[pickleston]