Shin_Tycoon2

Just a user passing through, I post skits and shenanigans with different fandom for fun for everyone to enjoy. I'm also a mediocre fanfic typer aswell.

[shintycoon]

Introduction

The name Shin.

I'm a writer on Wattpad (Shin_Tycoon2), I made rookie fanfic of Izuku Midoriya. Here on Tumblr, I post whatever my mind come on with when I'm bored or have a temporary hyperfixation on something. I like doing these shenanigans with Izuku, Jaune, and Issei because I was inspired by other folk and wanted to give this a try.

ShenaniganTrio. An Au I made where by the name suggests I put Jaune, Izuku, and Issei into shenanigan that my mind up. Either together or on there own.

I also like to do crossover ship or crackship whatever they are called. Since I'm a multishipper, only Izuku because I'm familiar with, and other things.

I hope you all enjoy these, Chooms!

[shintycoon]

Jaune: Honestly I'm surprised you help Kazuya with a date. Since you hate him and all.

Issei: Look. He is a loser, but so am I when I was in highschool. Also my therapy and Rias told me to treat him nicely because turn out that my blood pressure has risen quite a bit. So I pull a few strings and got him a date.

Izuku: That kind of you? A little to kind.

Issei: An actually girl, not a rando. They are on a date now and I feel alri-

/BRZZZZT BRZZZZT/

Issei: Give me a minute. *pick up* Hello? Oh hey how the date? Uh huh? What do you mean he isn't there?

Jaune: Oh no.

Issei: Okay. He probably just late. He doesn't have a car because you know how the economy like to fuck us. I go find him. Alright bye.

Izuku: Who was that?

Issei:

Jaune: Oh no.

Issei: We need to find Kazuya. Get in the car. *gets up*

Jaune and Izuku look at each other before following Issei to the car. They both got in and they drove around the city looking for Kazuya.

Jaune: I don't see him? You Izuku?

Izuku: Nope- ooof!

Issei slam his brakes. Jaune look over and saw a glimpse of Issei face. Now looking pissed and look over at his window.

Izuku: Oh no.

Jaune look past and see Kazuya with Chizuru. Issei stop the car and got out of it. Izuku and Jaune follow him making sure he doesn't murder him. Kazuya saw Issei calmly walking towards them and started to panicked.

Issei: Try to run and your legs are gone.

Izuku: I'll make sure he won't.

Issei: What are you doing here?

Kazuya: Well-

Issei: Not you. Her!

Chizuru: Me?

Issei: Yes, you. Why are you here?

Chizuru: I came to talk to Kazuya that all.

Issei: Talk. Yeahhh. On the day where he was supposed to be on a date that I set him up on.

Chizuru: I didn't know that, Kazuya told me it wasn't important for today.

Issei just glare at Kazuya.

Issei: You want to know what I think. I think you knew that he was going on a date with another girl, but you couldn't accept it and ask him today knowing his pathetic ass would listen and cancel everything to meet you hear at the MOST ROMANTIC PART OF TOWN! You already reject him once and he was crying like a kid who drop their ice cream. What did you two talk about?

Chizuru: That none of you business-

Issei: IT IS MY BUSINESS WHERE HIS DATE CALLED ME THAT HE HASN'T SHOWN UP IN AN HOUR! I ALREADY PAID FOR HER DINNER. YOU SAID SOMETHING TO HIM THAT GOT HIM TO BAIL OUT OF HIS DATE!

Chizuru: It was just a talk-

Issei: Kazuya.

Kazuya: *scare* She was outside of my apartment and we hang out that it.

Issei: Huh, well look at that? Outside of his apartment. Why now. You two haven't talk in two months and now you want to talk to him? Kazuya get in the car.

Kazuya: But-

Issei: But what?

Kazuya quickly and quietly went to the car.

Issei: Next time you want to talk to him be honest and don't conveniently talk to him when I set him up on a date. Because I did that out of my own pocket money.

[shintycoon]

Weiss: YOU'RE IDIOT! *Slap Jaune*

Jaune: *holding his face* Ow I'm sorry!

Weiss: I TRUSTED YOU WON'T MESS THIS UP! *Slap Izuku*

Izuku: *rubbing his face* I know I know, I didn't know it going to happen.

Weiss went up to Issei and about to slap him for screwing up the mission.

Issei: I'll would let you know. Usually I don't fight girls and usually do it when my life, my friends, or the world is about to end. But I'm not against hitting a bitch. So try me.

Weiss just stare at him for abit, before summoning an Ice Golem to slap him.

Issei: *crash into a wall* You know, she technically didn't hit me, so she won this one.

[shintycoon]

Jaune: Man Gameoverse is pretty good. I can't lie.

Izuku: Yeah. I like the morality in this get you thinking. The villain main goal is to let the hero win, so the world get destory, but use what remain to chamge the universe code to bring it all back? I would be questioning am I really doing good.

Jaune: What about you, Issei?

Issei: The catgirl and the blonde are hot.

Jaune: Really?

Issei: Hey they made the pilot episode where they mostly in swim suits. Alright I'm going to check what the thinks.

Izuku: Why? You know some people are going to find a way to hate on it.

Issei: It fun. *leaves*

Jaune: Has anyone spoil the TADC movies?

Izuku: Just one person upload the Brazilian dub, but I'm pretty sure they were sent death threats to them. They had to delete the post.

Issei: *in another room* WHAT THE FUCK!

Jaune and Izuku got up and check on him.

Izuku: What happened?

Issei:

Jaune: What?

Issei: I look on Twitter-

Jaune: WHY TWITTER!?

Issei: People reaction to it so good, that I got flashed tits. There so much and the art is good. Except for the ai one.

Izuku: STOP LOOKING!

Issei: I can't, I can't look away.

Jaune closes his laptop.

Izuku: Why can't people be normal and not draw smut of characters that just came out or already existing characters. ISSEI PULL YOUR PANTS UP!

[shintycoon]

Garfield: Oi Captain, you're flirting with my sister?!

Subaru: Yes I have.

Garfield: Do ya want to die!?

Subaru: Yes I do.

Garfield: Captain?

Subaru: TAKE ME SWEET DE-! *jump off cliff*

[No Subaru's was harm due to RBD, expect for his mental health]

[shintycoon]

Jaune: Teacher there a heavy breather behind. *turn around*

Denji: *turn around too* Huh? *see a wall*

Ryuko just staring at Denji.

Denji putting a piece of paper in his mouth.

Issei: Why is he eating paper? *asking Izuku*

Ryuko: Stop EATING THE FUCKING PAPER! *Punch him*

Denji was knock out on desk.

Issei: Put him in another class. Clearly he not on the same iq level as we.

Izuku: Dude.

[shintycoon]

Jaune: It over! We have the high ground!

Issei: We about to fuck your ass!

Jaune: Your reign of terror is ov-.....

[shintycoon]

Issei: Hey is it illegal to send anonymous tips to the police about children company/factory/establishment that help kids, but have a secret compartment that experimented on the kids?

Jaune: That oddly specific? You didn't?

Izuku: Uhhhh- *watching TV*

New Reporter: Breaking news, after receiving an anonymous tips the swat team had raided several establishment and found underground labs where the workers experiment on children from orphanage. Some were found safe, but other, let say they're classifieds.

Jaune: Wow, just wow.

Izuku: Did you know that these specific establishment was doing these?

Issei: Nope.

[shintycoon]

<Cathedral Ward>

Jaune: Look Miss. We save you have those dogs.

Miss: You didn't save a damn bloody thing. You led those dogs straight to me.

Izuku appear from the lantern.

Izuku: Alright I got my Kirkhammer repair and upgraded. Where Issei?

Jaune: Exploring.

Issei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jaune and Izuku quickly ran to his scream and see him standing there horrified.

Izuku: What happen?!

Issei: I saw a shiny and pick it up but that ugly fucker grab me! *points*

Jaune and Izuku look over where he pointed and see nothing.

Jaune: What am I looking at?

Issei: YOU DON'T SEE IT?!

Izuku: I mean I heard something, but that probably from that cleric beast haunted me.

Issei: THAT IT OVER THERE!

Jaune: I think you going insane. Let go.

Issei: You believe me right, Izuku?

Izuku just follow Jaune. Issei look over at this Eldritch Abomination, Amygdala, raised his hand and flip him off.

Issei: What the fuck? Fuck you too! *flip Middle Finger*

[This happen to me, saw a shiny, got grabbed because the walkthrough say to move quickly but I was examining it.]

[shintycoon]

Kazuya: Thanks guys, I want everything to cleann when my Mom come over.

Jaune: Done cleaning.

Izuku: Same.

Issei: I clean the kitchen, and the table. *show table*

Kazuya: What the fuck!

Issei: What what is it.

Izuku: What did you do to the table.

Jaune: Oh my Oum. It has mark and stuff.

Issei: Oh DON'T give me that shit, this is a perfectly clean.

Izuku: What did you use to clean that?

Issei: Oh I use this. *show spray bottle*

Kazuya: THAT PISS!

Issei: The hell, no, it some awesomo or whatever. What are you talking about.

Kazuya: BECAUSE IT SOME AWESOME PISS!

Issei: THIS ISN'T PISS, IF IT WAS PISS I WOUKD ABLE TO SMELL IT- Damn it be piss.

Kazuya: How did you not know it was piss?

Issei: Why is there piss in a cleaning bottle?

Jaune: I clean the window with that!

Kazuya: My mom will be here in five minutes hurry up and go!

<Five minutes later>

Kazuya mom was talking to Jaune and Izuku so she wouldn't notice much mess. Issei whisper to Kazuya.

Issei: Kazuya. Did you nut in a cleaning bottle?

Kazuya: What?

Issei: I found another bottle and use it. There now nut on the table, you sick fuck. Why did you piss and nut in cleaning bottle? You brave enough to keep you piss and nut in bottle, but couldn't get in a relationship with a girl that actually like you.

[shintycoon]

Issei: Hey so-

Jaune: Don't even start. The vampire already mess me up, probably because I was high during it.

Issei: It nothing crazy just normal talk.

Izuku: What is it?

Jaune: Izuku why?

Issei: What anime/manga trope you absolutely despise no matter how good the story is?

Jaune: Okay I'll bite. I'll say students and teacher relationships. It just weird for me. Especially if the students tries to hard to win the teacher over marry or not. Or the teacher fallen for the student. No matter what it weird.

Izuku: I say a toxic childhood friends that only toxic because they don't know how to handle their love feelings for the mc and the author make us feel bad for them. I can't stand those.

Issei: Damn that actually way better than my answer. Now I don't want to say.

Jaune: Spill.

Issei: It depends. I would that the smut is for the plot. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pervert but I stop being so perverted here and there. I was rereading my ecchi manga and see that plot is just a mess.

Jaune: Y'know that up there for me.

Izuku: We have a normal conversation without nothing crazy about-

[shintycoon]

Issei: Y'know Izuku, I don't understand how you and Ryuko started dating. You a hero that broke every bone in their body and she a half-naked scissor tomboy. How did you do it.

Izuku: Well-

[Flashback]

Izuku: I'm serious, you look good. Anybody will be lucky to hsve you as a girlfriend. And you a nice person in your own way.

Ryuko: *blush* So date me.

Izuku: W-well

Ryuko: Be lucky and date me.

Izuku: I- mean, I not the best choice.

Ryuko: You said I'm a good person. So date me.

Izuku: *blush* Yeah, but-

Ryuko: You said anybody will be lucky to have me. So be lucky.

[Flashback End]

Issei: You unintentionally confessed to her and she accept it. You made her felt special and brought out her soft side. And here I thought she was a tough tomboy who slice up anyone who make them feel soft.

Izuku: Yeah.

/Honestly Aduubo work really made this ship stand out\

[shintycoon]

Issei: You know vampire don't have souls?

Jaune: Can we not? I just sat down and want to take a nap.

Issei: Listen. It might sound crazy.

Izuku: It is. Doesn't make sense either.

Issei: It going to make sense right after this.

Jaune: Fine. speak.

Issei: Okay you spirits right?

Izuku: I thought we talking about vampire?

Issei: Shut up. Spirits are souls without their original body that died. When you transform into a vampire, you "pass out" to under go their transformation. You don't pass out, you straight died while vampire transfuse their blood into your veins. It won't immediately transform you into a vampire UNTIL you soul leave your body. Then the vampire blood will take over and goes to your brain and take all your memories from you past life and replicate on a one to one scale. Don't ask me how it some magic bullshit or whatever. After a couple of day your body rise and you feel the same, but you're different inside. What are vampire classifieds as?

Izuku: *thinking* Undead.

Jaune: It.... make sense somehow.

Issei: Exactly! Vampire are undead meaning they don't have soul. Sometimes that why some vampire lost there humanity or don't feel human emotions anymore.

Izuku: Because their souls basically has it.

Jaune: Which make them unholy. What the fuck.....

Issei: Crazy part is some vampire actually meant their spirits before they past on or stuck with unfinished business.

Izuku: This going to be in my head for weeks.

Jaune: What we put their spirit back into their vampire body return them into humans?

Issei: No, that create a Revenant if you return there soul back into their body before the vampire gene kick in, but later they can able to possess their old body, but can't control it unless the vampire let them or something. Some soul can possess their body again while the body undergoes turning into a vampire, hence why some vampire have the humanities, emotions, and morals.

Izuku: When did thought of yours occurred?

Issei: When I was taking a shower.

Jaune: You had a shower thought?

Issei: Yes, but I did ask my friend who is a vampire himself about it.

/This is not/is true. I don't know\

[shintycoon]

Ryuko: *looking* AHHH There no anomaly here.

Jaune: We don't know that. We was clean on level nine, so there an anomaly here.

Izuku: We look everywhere, nothing seem to be out if the ordinary. I think it a green.

Ryuko: I'm going to the green tube, tell me that we all agree it a green, So I can jump down.

Jaune: What about you Issei. Green?

Issei: Yes.

Ryuko: Alright! *goes down the green tube*

Issei: Unless..

Ryuko: HUH?!

Everyone has teleport back to level one. Issei laugh his ass out, while Ryuko grab his collar and shake him.

Ryuko: YOU SUCH A BITCH! YOU KNEW THERE WAS AN ANOMALY AND YOU LET ME GO DOWN THE GREEN TUBE!

Issei: YEP!

Izuku: What was the anomaly then?

Issei: I show you, come.

They following Issei to a bed.

Issei: This room was normal, but on level nine there was a skeleton at the corner of the bed sitting in a cucked chair.

Ryuko: AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?! WHY?!

Issei: Because I thought it will be funny.

Ryuko: Izuku. I know he your best friend, but I'm cutting his junk off.

Jaune: No one cutting off anything! We know everything now and we can-

Izuku: Jaune. It randomized if we fail so it wouldn't be easy.

Ryuko: AHHHHHHHH! *Jump at Issei with her Scissors Blade*

[shintycoon]

Issei: Yo Jaune, I'm going to prank Ryuko. I got Izuku phone.

Jaune: I'm afriad to ask, but how?

Issei: She kick my ass about me being a pervert.

Jaune: And she was right about doing that.

Issei: But she also a pervert.

Jaune: I'm pretty sure she didn't choose how her kamui looks like.

Issei: I know. But watch this. Around this time Ryuko will called Izuku for something. Just watch and get your phone out a record this shit.

Jaune rolled his eyes and took out his phone and stand behind Issei and recording. Izuku phone buzzed show Ryuko calling. Letting the phone ring out, Issei went to his contact, pretending to be Izuku, and text her

"I'm in the shower."

Jaune: Really?

Ryuko called Izuku on facetime.

Issei: RECORD THIS! *answer* HAHAHAHA GOT YOU PERVERT! WE'RE ON THE SAME BOAT!

Ryuko angrily, while blushing, hung up.

Issei: Hahaha. Got her. Now she can't bring up my perverted moments since I can bring up hers.

Jaune: *laughing* Okay that was funny.

Issei: My original plan was putting a wig and makeuo on you and get in bed with Izuku while he sleep while I snapped a pic and out the caption "he busy, little girl."

Jaune: Okay she can actually kill us for that she know Izuku doesn't have the heart to cheat on her.

Issei: Yeah so I went along with this harmless prank. Post that on YouTube.

Jaune: She would actually kill us if I did that.

[shintycoon]

Izuku: *drinking estus* I can't keep doing this. I died 193 times.

Issei: *fighting Soul of Cinder* DON'T GIVE UP! THEY MAY HAVE KILLED US MILLIONS TIMES BUT WE NEED TO KILL THEM ONCE TO WIN! KEEP THE BUFF UP JAUNE!

Jaune: I can't hold this much longer. Aura and Ashen flask doesn't mix right! Who even going to link the flame?

Issei: *dodge* WE DOING THIS ABYSS WATCHER STYLE AND BURN TOGETHER!

PLIN PLIN PLON!

Issei: AH SHIT!

[shintycoon]

Issei: *in his Scale Mail, yelling at someone outside in the backyard* I TOLD YOU TO PUT A LOCK ON IT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ASSHOLE!

Izuku: What going on?

Issei: Neighbor decided to buy a trashcan without a lock and everyone told them, but didn't listen and got piss and try to call the cops since someone pet webt through there trash.

Izuku: Oh.

Smack smack smack

Issei and Izuku look over to their pet landshark.

Izuku: Jeff what are you eating buddy?

Issei: Jeff you didn't. Come here.

Jeff ran under Issei legs and run through the livingroom. Jaune open the front door to enter.

Jaune: Jeff?

Issei: HE GOT SOMETHING IN HIS MOUTH!

Jeff ran out the fromt door while Issei still chasing him in his Scale Mail. Jaune got out of the way as Issei went through the door continue chase. Issei kick the Neighbor car out of the way.

Neighbor: MY CAR!