Shin_Tycoon2

Just a user passing through, I post skits and shenanigans with different fandom for fun for everyone to enjoy. I'm also a mediocre fanfic typer aswell.

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Introduction

The name Shin.

I'm a writer on Wattpad (Shin_Tycoon2), I made rookie fanfic of Izuku Midoriya. Here on Tumblr, I post whatever my mind come on with when I'm bored or have a temporary hyperfixation on something. I like doing these shenanigans with Izuku, Jaune, and Issei because I was inspired by other folk and wanted to give this a try.

ShenaniganTrio. An Au I made where by the name suggests I put Jaune, Izuku, and Issei into shenanigan that my mind up. Either together or on there own.

I also like to do crossover ship or crackship whatever they are called. Since I'm a multishipper, only Izuku because I'm familiar with, and other things.

I hope you all enjoy these, Chooms!

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Issei hate telepath

Izuku: What happened?

Issei: I tell you what happened. It those damn telepath. Buch of who fuck who control a person mind whenever they want, or losing an argument.

Jaune: You sound way to familiar with this.

Issei: Have you ever heard the term déjá vu?

Izuku: Yes?

Issei: It those telepath. They make you forget the something and later when something triggers you into remember that it already happened too. Most of the time they rarely apologize for it.

Izuku: Really? Like enter a room and immediately forgetting?

Issei: Yes. They do that because they were bored. I remember the time that I wasn't in my own body and turn out another person kept flirting with this girl and decided to switch minds. When I got my body back I curse them out. They never apologized because she didn't thought she wasn't in the wrong.

Jaune: Why did it happen to us and how?

Issei: For some reason they built a machine to increase the power of their range. Let get out of here. Damn telepath fucks. Don't care about how other people mind except for their own.

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Issei: Yo Subaru. *goes for a dap*

Subaru: Wassup! *dap back*

Issei: Izuku, Jaune, and I doing a challenge.

Subaru: Sound fun. I'm bored

Issei: Got nothing going on? Les'go!

Issei and Subaru went to Jaune house. They see several trashcan around the table. Izuku was seen praying and Jaune bringing drinks.

Issei: Subaru decided to join us for this challenge.

Izuku: Welcome to earth hell.

Subaru: What the challenge we doing?

Jaune: Ever heard if BeanBoozled?

Subaru: No?

Issei: Good. Let get started.

Subaru: How do we play?

Jaune: Basically we each bean has two flavors. One good, and one bad. We each take a turn eating one and hopefully get the good one. If not, you'll be throwing up.

Subaru: Why would anyone make these? Or rather eat these.

Izuku: For the thrill. Also a gamble.

Jaune: Who going first?

Issei: I'll go. *pick the pink one and eat it* Oooh this is sweet, but also sour.

Izuku: *reading the box* It either Strawberry lemonade or pink sauce.

Issei: Strawberry lemonade.

Jaune: My turn. *pick the yellow* Down the hatch. *eat it* Not bad it not bad. What is it.

Subaru: Let me read it. *reads it* Banana split ir dog piss?

Jaune: That a close one.

Izuku: So far no one got the bad one. My turn.

Issei: No danger sense. Don't try.

Izuku: I'm not. *pick the purple one* Please God. *eat it* It fruity.

Jaune: Grape or molding bread. You're up Subaru.

Subaru: *pick the black one* Okay here I go. *eat it*

Izuku: So?

Subaru start coughing and throwing up at the same time as he tries to keep it together, but couldn't.

Subaru: What the hell is this?

Issei: Seaweed or sweaty hyena dih cheese.

Subaru: WHAT! *Starts throwing up* I can't breath. *died*

Issei: Oh shit.

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Issei: Want to come?

Subaru: No. I got REALLY important things do do.

Issei: You say you have no plan?

Subaru: I JUST REMEMBER! BYE!

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Jaune: You know Izuku. It quite peaceful, a little bit to peaceful.

Izuku: You're right. Where Issei.

Issei and Kazuya both busted through the front door with Issei slam the door and block it.

Jaune: Welp let see what going on.

Izuku and Jaune walk to the front door and saw Kazuya on the ground with a bruise on his cheek.

Issei: YOU STUPID FUCK!

Jaune: What happening?

Issei: This dumbfuck use a one wish willow on that girl, Chizuru, or whatever her name is. Now she crazy obsessed with him. I'll be right back.

Izuku: Have you not see the movie?

Kazuya: Yes but.

Jaune: WHY! WHY RISK IT!

Kazuya: *crying* I loved her. I'm so lonely.

Izuku: You can't force love, and you know that not her. She a prisoner in her own body.

Issei: You're the reason why Genies rule say you can't make any fall in love with you. Alright I got the gun.

Kazuya: You can't kill her!

Issei: Have you not seen the movie. I'll kill you to break the wish.

Kazuya: What the hell, I don't want to die.

Izuku: Maybe you wouldn't be in this situation if you didn't took the risk.

Jaune: And their two girls that love you, why go back to her.

Issei: Now hold still.

Kazuya: I DON'T WANT TO DIE! Can'tyou use a one wish willow to undo it?

Issei: Yes, but I already use mines.

Kazuya: On what?

Issei: To be really good with any guitar.

Kazuya: Jaune?

Jaune: I don't fool around with magic.

Kazuya: You have multiple souls inside you. Just use one to break it.

Izuku: I don't think that how it works, but I also don't fool around with magic too.

Kazuya: I don't want to die. *run and jump out the back window*

Issei: Jaune. Get me my rope.

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Issei: You know what the most underrated monster that practically forgotten in Godzilla?

Izuku: Anguirus.

Issei: No, but yes. Mothra Leo.

Jaune: Mothra Leo? Is that another form of Mothra?

Issei: Technically no, but also yes, he Mothra son.

Jaune: I thought Mothra's were all female.

Issei: Some people think Mothra Leo is a girl. I believe Leo is a boy. Serious? They gave it Leo to differentiate him from all other Mothra's. It stupid to think. I get translating error and most of the mothra are usually female. Mothra Leo is a girl, wouldn't Leo be JUST called Mothra?

Izuku: I mean, Mothra is pretty iconic character.

Jaune: Yeah. So what make Mothra Leo different?

Issei: From what I remember, the first thing Leo did after he hatch was immediately going to fight Desghidorah as a larva, and he was beating his ass for good minute.

Jaune: Didn't other larva fought Godzilla or so.

Issei: Yes, but when Leo grew up to be in his Moth form, HE WAS KICKING ASS! He was doing shit that Mothra herself didn't do.

Izuku: I think vaguely remember that.

Jaune: I never seen it. What happened to him?

Issei: I don't know, probably killed him off. Shame he practically forgotten.

Izuku: How strong he was in the movie, it make sense why they didn't brought him back and there has to be Queen of Monsters.

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Jaune: Can't believe you transport us into One Piece.

Issei: I thought ut would be funny to he pirates and going around the world.

Izuku: Have you ever read or watch One Piece?

Issei: Of course not, I only watch it for the hot chicks.

Izuku: You're a dumbass.

Issei: Beside we not going to be like a huge deal here.

Three weeks Later

Marine: BEWARE OF THE DDRAIG-FULL PIRATES. THISE THREE ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE STRAWHATS, BLACKBEARD PIRATES, AND RED PIRATES. THEIR CAPTAIN, KNIGHTLY CAPTAIN ARC! WHO CAUSE REBELLION AGAINST THE CELESTIAL DRAGONS!

Jaune: Fuck....

Marine: HIS RIGHT HAND IN COMMAND, THE GREEN SPARROW! FOUGHT AGAINST OUR HERO GARP! AND FOUGHT ONE OF THE EMPEROR OF THE SEA , KAIDO AND TOOK HIS DAUGHTER AS HIS FIANCÉ. HE A MENACE, SO BEWARE!

Izuku: I didn't take her as my fiance. Why.....

Marine: AT LASTLY THE LEFT HAND IN COMMAND! THE SEA DRAGON KING! POWER SO DANGEROUS THAT WE DON'T KNOW IF IT HAKI OR A DEVIL FRUIT OR BOTH! WHATEVER HE IS HE THE POWERHOUSE THAT AID THE GREEN SPARROW INTO FIGHTING EQUALITY TO GARP! THE MOST DANGEROUS OF THE THREE. WE DON'T HAVE INFORMATION ON THE OTHERS BUT THEY ON THE SAME LEVEL WITH THE STRAWHATS!

Issei: Hell yeah! The Sea Dragon King. I can flex that!

Jaune: Issei, we are so fuck. We made mistake in three weeks and now we on the same level with the STRAWHATS! WE'RE DEAD, SO FUCKING DEAD.

Issei: I mean Izuku ain't dying a virgin, and he practically the Jack Sparrow.

Izuku: DON'T SAY THAT! WE NEED TO LEAVE!

Issei: Everyone pack our things. Yamato since you didn't brought much you're ready.

Jaune: We're not bringing her with us. She the emperor of the sea daughter. That wants Izuku head.

Issei: And? Want her to be tortured and possibly killed?

Jaune: No but.

Issei: LET GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

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Jaune: Make sure there aren't any zombies. We're on a straight road going sixty mph.

Issei: Alright. *look out his window* They're on the side.

Jaune: Then shoot it off.

Izuku: It not on the side of the car.

Jaune: What do you mean? *look at Issei window to see a zombie running right next to the car* OH SHI-

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Alright @dayandnight-20

Jaune: Wait, so let me get this straight. This school only and I MEAN only you get bullying. Like everyone in this school bully you?

Y/n: Yes.

Izuku: Even the nice ones?

Y/n: Well no. A few are actually nice to me.

Issei: And you have different powers?

Y/n: Yes I was given a chance to prove myself!

Issei: So you got One for All, Ddraig, a semblance that allows you to strength yourself and others, time manipulation, space manipulation, and a sword that erase anything, those uchiha eyes, a tailed beast, because a super saiyan, a kamen rider, a reincarnated demon king, and all over powers that I'm not get into?

Y/n: Exactly!

Izuku: Even Uraraka bullies you?

Jaune: I expect Weiss, but Ruby and Nora?

Issei: What kind of self insert overpowered bullshit are you. Like I know some of those people won't be assholes. You have broken powers, and some of those make sense? Are you related to the Uchiha's?

Y/n: No.

Issei: How the FUCK you get the Sharingan? HELL, a super saiyan and a kamen rider?

Y/n: It simple.

Issei: NO THE FUCK IT ISN'T! YOU BROKEN AS HELL AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW.

Jaune: Issei, calm down.

Issei: NO IT WAS LIKE SOME SHITTY SELF INSERT FANFIC! We don't even exist there. Usually we exist in the infinite multiverse and this is one we just don't exist!

Izuku: Infinite multiverse, Infinite possibilities.

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Jaune: What do you mean that you and Izuku won't come to Vegas?

Issei: *on his phone* We're not going. Simple as that.

Jaune: Why? What did you two do?

Issei: More like, what we didn't do.

Izuku is caring boxes out the house.

Jaune: Izuku! What did you two do in Vegas, that you two won't tell me.

Izuku: Whatever happen in Vegas stay in Vegas. *leaves*

Jaune: WHAT!?

Issei: If you upset now, you going to be really upset that Tubi remove Super Sentai on it app.

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Izuku: Issei, what is your set you off?

Issei: You going to what off?

Izuku: Set you off. Like what do people do to make you mad quickly.

Issei: Ooooh. Well that a interesting question. Hm. I guess it has to asking Google something and it gives an ai response then specified it just to give me the same answer. That pissed me off every single time.

Jaune: I can relate to that. Like why are you giving me the same answer, I specified to the point it a paragraph.

Issei: RIGHT! MY BRO!

Jaune: My Bro.

Izuku: Mine is going to an all-can-you eat buffet with friends, but they get a small portion and want to leave afterwards.

Jaune: That me and my family. My mom hates that when my sister and I want to leave early. Dap me up, bro.

Izuku: Damn straight!

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(Was extremely bored.)

Panam: Remind me, you're a netrunner right?

Izuku(Z): *trying to hack a door* Yep. What about it?

Panam: Most netrunner I meant are usually, not that big. No offense.

Izuku: None taken. My brother in arms, Jackie, take me to the gym to workout with him and build up some muscle. *fail quickhack* Caramba! Okay hacking won't work, brute force it is.

Panam: There probably a window nearby. Let me-

Izuku force the door open and push it out of the way.

Panam: Big and strong for a netrunner.

Izuku: Is that a problem?

Panam: No no no. I like it. Strong and smart. *whisper* Kinda sexy in a way.

Izuku: What?

Panam: What.

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(Base off my irl life.)

Kota: Hey Issei, got a question?

Issei: You asking me a question? This will be good.

Kota: Don't make it weird. How can you causally talk to people? I'll talk to ny classmates and it feels awkward.

Issei: Two thing, kiddo. Tone and Overthinking. If you talk to people with a flat tone, sometimes they won't respond or give the same flat tone back. Instead if you change your tone, to like, you know them for a long time.

Kota: But I don't know them, how would that work?

Issei: It mean treat them like a long lost friend. Your tone is everything. Talk in a flat tone, their response will be flat or nothing at all. But make your tone uplifting or positive. Not only they respond, they give that energy back and more.

Kota: I see now. What about the overthinking part?

Issei: Overthinking is the worst. It practically ruins everything you want to do or enjoy. It make you doubt yourself and miss out on alot. Like Izuku. He mutters and overthink alot in his free time. That why I drag him before he start doubting himself. Life is never going to be easy, but we learn to adapt like a human knight with no magic in a fantasy world. They could have given up and coward away, but no. Some, they face it head on and learn from it.. That what make them badass.

Kota: Really? I never thought about that.

Issei: Like my grandfather say, "How does one learn new thing, if they don't leave their comfort zone?" You can't learn, if you don't try.

Kota: Woah. You not just a pervert after all. Still stay away from my Aunt. *leaves*

Issei: Anytime.

Izuku and Jaune was standing behind Issei after his conversation. Izuku look over to Jaune.

Izuku: Did he teach Kota a life lesson?

Jaune: I think, I think he did? Am I still high?

Izuku: If you high than I'm high.

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Izuku: I thought it would be Issei, BUT YOU! UNACCEPTABLE!

Jaune: Please even he agree!

Issei: What going on, yall been yelling like you got your balls kick?

Izuku: Jaune ask me to make him Hot Chocolate for him.

Issei: Really? I thought you were more mature-

Izuku: With water. Serious who use water for hot chocolate? It milk.

Jaune: It already milk chocolate. Why would I put milk in it.

Izuku: FOR A SMOOTH FLAVOR! YOU DRINKING HOT WATER DOWN HIT CHOCOLATE!

Jaune: It good. It help wakes you up.

Izuku: I would wake up to if I drink boiling water in the morning or after a nap. No one a burnt tongue, you masochist!

Jaune: Isseiz you agree with me right?

Issei: i'll be frank. Who the hell use water for hot chocolate. You won't even taste the chocolate when your tongue burnt.

Izuku: EVEN HE AGREE!

Jaune: The only time I need you to agree with me, you failed.

Issei: Ay you use water for hot chocolate weirdo.

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I'm back

How it going? Took a break off tumblr to go out of town to celebrate. Swim in a pool and bought some stuff. Turn 20 yesterday.

Got some games on the old console, and

I forgot that Coryxkenshin has a manga. My brother show it to me.

Meet some family members I never knew about, wish I at least talk to them instead of wanting to leave. The mind is dangerous if you let it roam around.

Back home, and I have to go find where my lil cousin controller went too.

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Dec 31, 1969? I posted this a few days ago. Wattpad seem to be drunk right now.

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Pepel (Ds3 Oc): I got a couple of souls left to spend. One level is enough. Firekeeper may you?

Firekeeper: I don't know, ask the other Firekeeper you been level up with?

Pepel: ....

Firekeeper: ....

Pepel: You jealous of Irina?

Firekeeper: No......

Shrine Handmaiden: Yes...

Pepel: Ah, I was just helping her and seeing if she can do it. You're always my number one Firekeeper.

Firekeeper: *blush* Thank you, but you fifty souls short for a level.

Pepel: DAMNIT!

(Made a ds3 fanfic, anyone want to know)

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Izuku: Where Issei.

Jaune: He working at this fast food place.

Izuku: You think it goes well?

Jaune: Nope.

Karen: YOU OUT TO MUCH KETCHUP ON MY BURGER!

Issei: *tired* You order extra ketchup.

Karen: I mean ketchup packets! You dumbass.

Issei: Ma'am. It ask do you want in on the burger or in packets. You chose extra ketchup on the burger.

Karen: YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE SHIT! You calling me stupid?!

Issei: Yes.

Karen: How wrong you are. *smirk* Remember, "The customer is always right."

Issei: In matter of taste.

Karen: What?

Issei: The full pharse is, "The customer is always right, in matter of taste." That always been the pharse, but you old people take the first half and stick with it. Never had, and never will.

Karen: No no no no no NO NO NO NO YOUR'RE WRONG!

Issei: GO SIT DOWN AND EAT YOU DAMN BURGER THAT YOU ORDER BEFORE I GET THE SHOTGUN!

Karen: Please like this establishment would ever

Issei: *loading shotgun*

Karen: Well. You lost yourself a value-

Issei: We get over two hundred people come in everyday for this. You ain't shit to us and nobody's else except for those same miserable people who gate keep everything to make everything else harder and blame us for it. You sense of wonder is dead, and it your own doing.