Aurata Rin

Heya, I'm Cat! Multi-fandom blog, but expect a lot of FFXIV, Genshin, and Fate series content! I take FGO Translation requests!

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[nikdrawson]

Commission for a friend ;u;

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[nikdrawson]

One of my own WoLs (he is a himbo) <3

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[alannah-corvaine]

Play any MMO long enough and eventually you'll be sitting in a rocking chair on your virtual porch recounting previous game patches like they were formative years of your life gone by.

[gobbie-boom]

sorry i know u just rbed this but these tags made me turn to dust and blow away in the wind

[commiescummie]

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

[teacupfulofstarshine]

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

[only-in-movies]

- Floof powder

[angryalliterations-deactivated2]

F I R E

[xanthumn]

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

Other highlights:

“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)

“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”

“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”

“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”

[zwoelffarben]

“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”

[acfan120]

“DEMON BABY!!”

(x)

[cd-call-official-blog]

“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[heavenpierceher]

average smb1 speedrun glitch: with two consecutive frame perfect inputs you can crouch, jump, and hit a wall at the same time, allowing you to walk through walls under very specific conditions when more than 5 coins are present on the left half of the screen, saving 6 frames

average sm64 speedrun glitch: using a rapid stick technique that exploits floating point math the community has dubbed "skeeter slider" mario can grab enemies in reverse and cycle their pointers, giving him the ability to swap his hat for any object in the level, including a dummied out model which instantly spawns a star if the global timer is underflowed to a negative number (40% chance), saving 3 minutes

[heavenpierceher]

average gen 1 pokemon speedrun glitch: under normal conditions, if you have 5 pokemon in your party and one of them is poisoned and two of them are ghost type, the game will misinterpret the 3rd pokemon in your party's hp stat as the map id, instantly warping you to a corrupted version of the hall of fame where all your pokemon are fainted level 4 rhydon

average ocarina of time speedrun glitch: by facing an extremely specific angle in kakariko village and opening and closing the menu on the same frame, then pressing every button at once (only possible on rereleases), inventory and map pointers will swap places, allowing child link to access any room in the game by physically removing the location pointer from his bag

[feyosha]

How wizards sound explaining their spells

[funny-tik-toks]

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[rongzhi]

Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip

English added by me :)

[jeffsatyr]

[phoneticsubstance]

I love the integrity of paying her more he did not expect the motherlode but he was NOT about to lose it