Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch
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@auronspeaks
Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch
Heartfelt advices and farewells.
To all of my friends, followers, and supporters: Never idolize people, because you will be let down eventually. Do not follow the tide --- go against it. Do what makes YOU happy, don’t do things to please others especially if it’s at your own detriment. Don’t allow the negative words of others to get under your skin; they don’t know you nor the battles you’ve fought and continue to fight in order to keep going. Don’t get discouraged, and for the love of whatever higher power you believe in don’t let others dictate nor drive you in all that you do! Your life path is yours to walk, not theirs, so stop allowing them to lead you to ruin! If they don’t like it, then they can go royally fuck themselves. As for me, I believe in you. I appreciate and love every single one of you. I thank you all, from the bottom of my heart, for refusing to give up on yourselves, for continuing to overcome your darkness, and for fighting valiantly against your inner demons day after day. I’m proud of you. Keep going.
With this said, I must hang up my cloak and take my leave from this place. There is no longer a home for me here. It was a wonderful experience, my time here on Tumblr ... But I must move on to a better place now. I bid you all farewell, and I humbly thank you all for your love, kindness, and support. I will never forget you.
Sincerely, Auron.
▪Scent bottle.
Place of origin: Bohemia, Czech Republic, Czechoslovakia
Date: ca. 1830
Medium: Glass
Listen.
I understand your compulsive whittling of our life, your secret dog teeth, fear of your unknown wolf blood and your love of taking night alone like a test of strength, grace between the demonic black waves. But you will regret this. My eyes are crystal shells now and I see you as you will be, mistakes repeated. The dream part, that underbelly of invention, will dry without residue. You will be left with remnants to sift, details, objects. The hard evidence without context will prove inadequate. You will suffer. You will remember when we were black-winged through blazing dark concrete concentric whirlpools, ecstasies of spring night excesses and dancing spontaneous and naked. It will be rubble.
— Kate Braverman, from Lithium for Medea
I had the need to make a doodle about Laurentius of the Great Swamp, having been one of the characters that I most enjoyed in Dark Souls, along with Solaire. I admit I also appreciated Lautrec, only I had to kill him! 😭 If DS had a romance system like Dragon Age (let’s not mention Skyrim that there is really sad!), I would definitely have chosen Laurentius, also because the others, poor things, die like flies! It’s unfair! Oh rite: I’m a dumb potato in drawing flames, this is not a secret, but I found those pngs and, well, I had to use them! I regret nothing! ❤
The only reason minors [teenagers] find their way into adult spaces is by lying, and literally forcing themselves in.
But then they act shocked when faced with adult material, content that might make them uncomfortable– and have the fucking gall to demand the adults in said adult space, to start catering to their feelings and stop making content simply because these minors don’t like it.
This is our space, if you don’t like something, either make your own shit [or pay someone to make something] or leave.
This isn’t directed towards mature and respectful teenagers who know that adult spaces are not theirs, and that if they want to explore these spaces, they do it at their own risk and take accountability for whatever they may find.
This is about the teenagers who bitch and whine that an adult space isn’t made for them. The individuals who bitch and whine about adults taking part in fandom [which is created by adults] and then mooch off of the content made mostly by young adults/adults. They take no accountability for what content they consume, what they do online, about sneaking/forcing their ways into adult spaces…
It’s the entitled, self absorbed, disrespectful brats who ruin it for everyone.
Adults should respect spaces and boundaries placed by teenagers/kids– so then it’s expected teenagers should respect the space and boundaries created by adults.
The Chasm
by Mark Molnar
How To Train Your Dragon: Homecoming (TV Short 2019) airing on Dec. 3, 2019 on NBC
@naykayna @fylk-zahdeya @ivykrystos
oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….
you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never
IT’S GETTING CLOSE TO THE END
@emo-valkyrie pls explain please
This is the last year undertale can take place
@mothric-bry
None of these are mine i just found them in the notes but I really wanted to put them all in one post because they’re all amazing
This is the funniest fucking thing to rver come out of this fandom sjsbnajsns
<Ddifrawder> creeber
<yameatinwolf> o shit
<maholor> thats not the lyrics
Bribing the Fae Gods
“What on earth would we do with a goblin”
“We can play volleyball with him”
“…deal”
I just love the way you.... walk out the door....
The way you slowly.. move your feet..
Ever so slightly
Towards the door...
Easing the doorknob slowly to the right~
Opening that
Large
Gigantic
Door~
STEPPING OUT INTO THE WORLD~
oh, angel-
S H U T T H E D O O R ~ ! 😫💦
SHUT IT!
S H U T
T H E
D O O R!
Alright now someone lock the door, please-
I found the key, motherfucker
(Wheeze)
CURSE YOU!
↬ anonymous asked: can you make Charlie (from Hazbin Hotel) icons?? Here you go, anon! Hopefully you like them! Please don’t be afraid to let me know if you’d like something else!