どうして素直になれないんだろう.

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"I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast, I am alone at midnight. Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble, But I, I've got a war in my mind."

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I just might. Now give it the fuck back. Don’t test me.

I’m not scared of you. But this is literally shit anyway, so here you go.

estellebotticello-blog

It isn’t exactly just us. Though global warming is a part of what is happening, this is also the normal pattern that has occurred over time. If you look at graphs charting the weather patterns since quite some time before the ice age, you can see that the strange weather occurrences are quite regular, maybe a bit worse because of the global warming. And yes, I do pay attention in school.

If global warming wasnt happening, the weather patterns wouldnt have changed as much. In fact, they would have only changed a tiny bit. Either way you shouldnt complain because we cant do anything about it.

Okay okay, most of the time –– But not for a child. Besides, they were yellow! Eugh.

For a child? I got my first Jimmy Choo’s when I was 15, so it depends on how old that child is. But yellow is ugly.. they should’ve gotten her the black or white ones. Or red, damn.

“Oh, yeah, dehydration’s really bad fer ya. Yer organs can start ta fail, at least I t’ink. Jus’ t’ree days.”

“Jeez, thats scary. Are ya feeling better now?”

flcrkcncat-blog

“Why would you have bothered talking to me then…”

“You were the one that started talking to me, dont act like I want to have a conversation with you.”

Oh my god, if only you knew.

It’s nothing, just…nothing.

Dont make a secret of it, we all sleep with people and regret it later.

wakefieldshqinfo

I cant just walk up to someone and be like hey be my partner

Well obviously you wouldnt have a partner then. If you want someone you gotta make a move.

flcrkcncat-blog

“Wow, okay, fuck you. If I thought you were going to be a huge fuckwad, I wouldn’t have bothered to talk to you in the first place.”

“You should’ve known I would be. I mean did the word not get around yet? I’m always a fuckwad.”

estellebotticello-blog

And how exactly do you think we’re responsible for this?

Well, global warming of course? We’re the ones polluting the air. Do you ever pay attention at school?

“Oh, no,” she lied. “I got sick an’ really dehydrated, so I had ta go in.”

“That actually happens? i thought it was just a myth. How long did you stay in there?”

Mia simply stared at Aurora, smiling. She was glad she spent years in various combat classes instead of dance lessons, and years as a vigilante. Fighting people was something she was good at and smart in. Pregnant or not, she couldn’t care. Without any warning, she punched Aurora in the throat—hard. “Listen, you little cunt, keep talking shit, and I will gladly fucking beat your ass and put you in your place.“

Aurora gasped for air as the girls hand met her throat in a hard punch. Her bitchy facial experession died down and she groaned. “You fucking bitch, I feel bad for your child. Unless youre just fat.” she muttered under her breath. “You’ll hear from my lawyer.”

Oh- did you say something? I wasn’t listening. And don’t repeat yourself because I don’t care.

I know exactly that you were listening because you’re pathetic and you think you’re being so clever. Sorry to disappoint.

wakefieldshqinfo

It was mainly a joke since some people dont have partners

You just have to find someone random. You dont have to get along. I think.

–– –– You do realise that Jimmy Choo’s aren’t really a well thought birthday present, right?

Why not? Jimmy Choo’s are a great present for any occasion, come on.

Give it the fuck back.

Or what? Are you gonna curse me, witch?

estellebotticello-blog

I shouldn’t be able to see my own breath outside. It’s the first day of spring, I call bullshit on Mother Nature.

I call bullshit on the world population because we’re the ones responsible for the screwed up weather.

“I swear to fucking God, the next person who tries to touch my stomach, I’m going to chop off their hands with a rusty machete. This isn’t a petting zoo.”

“Maybe people wouldnt mistake this for a petting zoo if you didnt look like the lovechild of a monkey and a hippo.”

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