fucking superb you funky little cowboy

|wilson| |23|

[socialistexan]

This genuinely made me laugh out loud

[noah-wyles]

wallace and gromit arrive at the baftas

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[oneheadtoanother]

[tendercherie]

forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

[tendercherie]

[medievaljournalist]

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

[caats]

Encountered a small blind cat while hiking in Montenegro. That didn't stop her from being very friendly!

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

>AI Bubble bursting

>Tariffs being hit and coming to effect monday

>Elon Musk probably somehow trying to funnel the US treasury entirely into his bank accounts and probably fucking it up

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Elon Musk's DOGE Wants Access to the Treasury's Payment Systems: Report

Musk’s allies repeatedly demanded access to sensitive government payment systems, according to the Washington Post.

Elon Musk Shuts Out Senior Government Workers in Latest DOGE Takeover

A source claimed the DOGE director has seized control of the computer system that manages all government personnel.

Bad news!

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Bad news!

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Bad news!

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

There’s something so… funny about the government’s budget being slashed by a ketamine addicted moron of a nazi. It’s so blatantly insane. The economy absolutely is going to collapse next week. Musk might be assassinated by the CIA by Tuesday and I’m barely kidding there.

[madameinquisitor]

likes to charge and reblogs to cast for musk being assassinated by the CIA <3

[guooey]

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[cryptid-on-a-string]

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

[lesb0]

the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

[sapphling]

"interesting that OP blocked me instead of respond to my point 🤔" curious that the Dave & Busters has requested i leave after shitting my pants on the DDR. could they be feeling a bit owned perchance?

[houseofcucci]

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

[beggars-opera]

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

[sunshinemoonrx]

Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Mildly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.

[kibumkim]

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on