Austin and Cream

[folksywindow]

Fireball variants 🔥

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[ladyananas]

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

[geekandmisandry]

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

[austin-and-cream]

This needs to happen!

[srsfunny]

Americans And Their Distances

[closingstraw97]

WHEN YOU BLOCK PORN BOTS

[miridai]

it’s a me, marco

[srsfunny]

What Being British Is All About

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[laughcentre]

embarrassing memories hitting u like

[thefiercekid]

i bought the dvd of a tom and jerry video i used to have as a kid and now do i realize tom was fucking executed by guillotine at the end of this cartoon

just think about that for a second

[forgottenanimation]

you wanna know something really f-ed up? this has been shown on television for years, unedited, unchanged

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

[monstergagaholic]

IM CRYING

[unbfacts]

A wife bought a scratch-off lottery ticket to prove a point to her husband that it was a waste of money, but it ended up winning her $1 million.

[srsfunny]

Satisfaction Guarantee

[musings-and-memes]

Send me a 🎁 + an object for my muse’s reaction to being gifted that object.

[dotjiffylube-deactivated2018110]

wait can i not marry erik the slayer from rorikstead

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

I think you can only marry the one woman in Whiterun at the Bannered Mare in the base game of Skyrim.

[austin-and-cream]

You can also marry the lioness you meet in riften or the female brawler you can meet in whiterun. I even married a few followers

[gayw]

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

[gayw]

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

[eternally-a-dreamer]

[plasmas-king]

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

[aviculor]

the series is literally about him keeping his identity a secret from his parents, believing that if they found out they’d stop loving him as their child and even kill him.

said identity is only known by his closest friends and others in the “community”.

After his college-age sister accidentally walks in on him altering his appearance and thereby learns his identity, she becomes clumsily obsessed with protecting him and being an ally.

Sam was able to disguise herself as him effortlessly.

[phantomkinoc13]

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

[tranformers-4-life]

Omg. Yes!

[ask-alic-and-ray-deactivated201]

I don’t care if he’s trans, i just miss this show!

[austin-and-cream]

^that