Rise and Rise Again, Until Lambs Become Lions

25. Alumna of Auburn University (Animal Sciences '16) and The University of Mississippi (Biological Sciences '14). Consumer Safety Inspector.

[darkwingducktotherescue]

I entered a writing contest

So, I entered a writing contest. The winner gets a $100 gift card to Amazon.

I’d really love for people to read my story, and go vote for me. 

So if you would be so kind as to help a girl out…

https://edward-massivephobia-com.wishpond.com/essay-contest-2149620/

^^That link will take you to the voting page. My story starts with 

“When I was 18 years old and in college…”

You can go read the rest for yourselves. It won’t take long as the story is a short one.

The contest is about retelling an old story. It’s not a work of fiction, it’s something that happened in my life.

So please, if you go vote, be gentle with me once you know what it is I’m telling. 

[autigergirl]

Rise and Rise Again, Until Lambs Become Lions turned 6 today!

[katebeckett]

[twitterlols]

me

[domosaysthings]

when u and ur best friend both have depression and anxiety

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[sol-of-ashanti]

LMAO I need more stories cause that was entertaining 😂😂😂

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Omg

[twomminutes]

I’m DYING

[lvcidrabbit]

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams  (via mademoisellegwynne)

[paradoxicalissue]

follow the person i reblogged this from

[hardyness]

When Jon Snow still didn’t know how to wink.

[dailyrhodey]

[armouredmechanic]

#WHY DO THEY BOTH KNOW WHEN THE OTHER IS GOING TO JUMP #HOW MANY FENCES WERE YOU BOYS JUMPING IN COLLEGE #Oh my God now I’m imagining these two dweebs in college #hopping the fence because Tony just has to see this new exhibit #and Rhodey’s just like ‘if I don’t go with him then he won’t be able to get over the fence.’ #IMAGINE RHODEY GIVING TONY A LIFT OVER THE FENCES BEFORE TONY REACHED A NORMAL HEIGHT TO DO SO #THINK OF ALL THE SHENANIGANS THEY GOT INTO

[thecarbgoblin]

Listen I love Steve Rogers with all my heart but he can literally kiss my entire ass with the “I can do this all day” shit towards Tony after he witnessed his parents being murdered and had to deal with the fact that Steve knew who was behind it

[atlantabraves]

Safe! 

[jeangrey]

Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman too.

[veralorraine]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Talk to me, baby…

[jason-todds]

Your highness. 

[justiceleague]

jason momoa as aquaman in new justice league footage