im just tired

non binary(they them) with autism, self worth issues and anxiety

[autistic-human]

Hey y’all

for trick or treating I give animal pics

[a-sentient-cup]

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don't know if it's repeatable

Choice 5

Voting ended onOct 30, 2025

[a-sentient-cup]

[a-sentient-cup]

hehe

[a-sentient-cup]

wait this is already at 603 days and (looks at sundial) 20868 votes

it's already over a year old

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[rectanglefeet]

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

[bunnelbaby]

Here’s a list of miscellaneous children’s shows with links to full episodes for whenever you wish to watch them!

𐐪𐑂 Strawberry Shortcake (2003)

𐐪𐑂 Bluey

𐐪𐑂 My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

𐐪𐑂 Batman: The Animated Series

𐐪𐑂 My Friend Rabbit

𐐪𐑂 Care Bears (1985)

𐐪𐑂 Care Bears: Unlock the Magic

𐐪𐑂 Rupert

𐐪𐑂 Spot the Dog

𐐪𐑂 The Paz Show

𐐪𐑂 Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

𐐪𐑂 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends

𐐪𐑂 Little Bear

𐐪𐑂 Rolie Polie Olie

𐐪𐑂 Babar

𐐪𐑂 64 Zoo Lane

𐐪𐑂 The Upside Down Show

𐐪𐑂 Rubberdubbers

𐐪𐑂 Monster High (G1)

𐐪𐑂 Monster High (G3)

𐐪𐑂 Ruby Gloom

𐐪𐑂 Super Mario Brothers Super Show

𐐪𐑂 Growing Up Creepie

𐐪𐑂 Tutenstein

𐐪𐑂 The Magic School Bus

𐐪𐑂 Angelina Ballerina

𐐪𐑂 Moomin (1990)

𐐪𐑂 Whisker Haven: Tales with the Palace Pets

𐐪𐑂 Enchantimals: Tales from Everwilde

𐐪𐑂 Catch! Teenieping

𐐪𐑂 Onegai! My Melody

𐐪𐑂 Little Twin Stars

𐐪𐑂 Sugarbunnies

𐐪𐑂 Calico Critters

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[anastasian-dreamer]

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

[emilykaldwen]

Don’t forget my man has free YouTube access kids show. No paywalls here! The affirmations song is a bop.

Doggyland - Kids Songs & Nursery Rhymes

Doggyland is a 3D animated series created by Snoop Dogg, October London & Claude Brooks, Executive Producer of Hip Hop Harry. The show featu

[jayalaw]

He also has appeared on Puppy Bowl with recipes for game time and it is gosh darn adorable

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this, please feel free to use

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

have some more

[arrowheadedbitch]

I am sisyphus.

Every time I finish checking my goddamn notes, there's 50 more.

[arrowheadedbitch]

I got 108 notes in the time it took to make this post

[welldonesteak1]

That was meee:)

[arrowheadedbitch]

It was not

[welldonesteak1]

I now realize it was not me. But still 100+ reablogs be upon ye

[arrowheadedbitch]

:(

[edgedancer-by-night-deactivated]

flashback to the time one of my posts got blazed

[cheer-me-on-world]

It's always funny to me when people assume that Batman employed a child when said child was like 'let me out there or I will start going out myself and biting ankles'

Citizen or whtv: what the hell batman

Batman: (helpless shrugging) look it was either this(gestures to traffic light child) or he goes out alone and dies ok what choice did I have

[shrugsinchinese]

Day 5 of Billy Batson week, this one is dedicated to all the 12 year old Dad Billy AU’s out there, especially when Kon’s the one being adopted

Also I really want to know what the salary of a justice leaguer would be, is it a 401k? Can it support one person or a family? Or is it just above minimum wage? Do they even get dental?

[autistic-human]

Ok let’s do salary math

first let’s asssume these are payed, not just volunteers

so the average first responder paycheck is about 22 dollars per hour

but Bruce Wayne would probably round that up to like 30 dollars per hour

so assuming that they are heroing for like 4 hours a day

it would be 43800

but hazard pay can be like 250 a month and I think they deserve hazard pay

so we’re now at 46800

overtime for the bimonthly apocalypses they have probably lasting about 10 hours

so now we have 54000

plus Billy works as a radio person

So now we have 119,482

Fawcett city is in minisota

And I’m assuming that the tiny town of fawcett city is cheaper so…

i think they would be fine off Billy’s salary

[transformersanddc]

The Justice League thinks Captain Marvel has Age Regression.

Okay think about it though? Like Cap definitely acts like a kid half the time (Cause he is) and because of the wisdom of Solomon he acts like an adult too. So imagine the Justice League thinking maybe Captain Marvel had a traumatic childhood or maybe something else causing him to age regress.

(I had more to say but I forgot)

[slycattsworld-deactivated202404]

@slysole

[brucedefender4eva]

Tim: *explaining his woes about a problem that isn’t actually all that bad, basically just being a teenager(?)* -and I just don’t know what to do Dad…

Bruce: *didn’t have a lot of normal childhood experiences but still trying to connect to his child* Well… I had a similar dilemma when I was your age. Around this time I was kidnapped by a cult that worshipped this one demon, I can’t tell you the name or else he’ll know I’m still alive, but I found myself… why are you looking at me like that?

Tim: *squinting at Bruce and trying to figure out if he’s joking* Um, no, continue…

Bruce: *trying to figure out if he’s fucking up* Okay… I made the realization that only I could decide what was right for me. As I was strapped down at the altarpiece, about to be sacrificed by their priest, I- okay you’re looking at me like I’m insane.

Tim: *jaw dropped open, staring at Bruce in disbelief* You hear what you’re saying, don’t you? This is insane!

Bruce: *hurt* Tim, I understand that I’m not as emotionally available to you and your brothers as I want, but I am truly trying to help.

Tim: No B, I love that you’re trying to connect to me in your own… special Bruce way, but I am genuinely getting more concerned every word you say.

Bruce: *beyond confused, his only childhood friends being turned into villains and Oliver Queen (which are not great points of reference)* Why?

[brucedefender4eva]

Whenever his kids are being little shits, more so than usual, Bruce will definitely go on social media and make problems

The public loves the batboys but Bruce Wayne will always be their #1

They rally around him immediately and in 2.5 seconds all the batboys being canceled is trending on Twitter

Bruce enjoys it a lot but shuts down any posts that are genuinely offensive, racist, or suggest that Bruce should’ve never adopted them

But other than that, he loves seeing his kids annoyed faces when people online are telling them to be nice to their Dad.

——

Bruce: *posts a video to Twitter. He’s sniffling and teary eyed with a wobbly smile on his face, obviously trying not to break down and cry* Hey Twitter… d-does anyone know how to make your kids n-nicer to you *sob* n-nothing happened… I just… never mind I’m sorry about this. T-they’ll be mad at me if they find out. I don’t want them mad again *phone falls onto the bed and muffled sobbing is heard before the video abruptly ends with the sound of the the batboys busting in and yelling at Bruce*

Dick: Bruce! I lost over 10 thousand followers! What did you do!?

Bruce: *wiping his tears away with a stoic face* What do you mean Chum? I haven’t done anything

Tim: *screech from the ether* BRUCE! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Bruce: You’re all so mean to me *surpressing a grin*

Jason: This is exactly why I deleted my account

——

This happens like twice a year. Sometimes more if they’ve really been pissing him off.

On the downside, all of his kids refuse to go to any Gala with him, so he’s gotta suffer alone. They refuse to be in front of the media until it all dies down

Bruce makes them some brownies and allows them to pick their patrol route for the next week for forgiveness