Rectangular Feet

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[rectanglefeet]

SO..... if you are going to send me hate about a specific post, Please for the love of %deity% include the link to the post in your two minutes of hate so I can figure out what the fuck you are pissed at me about. I reblarg a lotta stuff and saying "you used 'tenent' instead of 'tenant', learn to grammer bitch" on a post from three weeks back means I put your message right into the trash barrel, because I have no fucking clue what you are bitching about. CONTEXT, I'd like some of that. (especially if I did fuck up on something and need to fix it.)

Or just... be a better person, step away from the internet for a few minutes, and have a glass of water. And maybe a cookie or a snack.

And ignore typoes, because not everyone can type 100 WPM with zero errors, especially on a mobile device. (you will also be mocked mercilessly for being a grammer nazi.)

Edited to add:

Apparently, I have to spell it out for people. I'll use small words in large print just for you:

I DO NOT SUPPORT GENOCIDE. I SUPPORT PEACEFUL CO-EXISTENCE UNLESS YOU ARE A NAZI OR SOMEONE WHO THINKS HITLER WAS JUST 'MISUNDERSTOOD'.

We now return you to your normal hellsite activities, already in progress.

[liquidroots]

happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

[neroushalvaus]

Trevor Noah interviewing Judith “Badass” Heumann

x

[neroushalvaus]

I’m glad so many people have discovered Judith “Judy” Heumann through this silly little gif set. I am sorry to say she has died at the age of 75. She was known as the mother of disability rights. In 1970 she sued the Board of Education to become a licensed teacher and she won. In 1977 she was one of the organizers of the 504 Sit-in, a 24 day protest for disability rights. You can learn more about her story from her book Being Heumann, the picture book Fighting for YES! or the documentary Crip Camp.

Judy Heumann believed in the inherent value of each disabled individual and would never back down on what she thought was right. Her friends and fellow activists remember her as a strong leader.

Judy Heumann

December 18, 1947 - March 4, 2023

May her memory be for a blessing.

[mcnostril]

Sometimes regular spells are not enough, and one must resort to the most arcane techniques to prevail.

Yes, the bees are hornets, the deathstingiest kind of bee.

[depsidase]

[rivendellrose]

There's a brewery in Seattle that has, for ages, had one gender neutral bathroom. All stalls with tall doors, big push-on-bar sink. I was confused for about two seconds, then THRILLED because I didn't have to stand in a long line while watching people buzz right in and out of the men's. Wonderful!

And have I, a small and very femme cis woman ever felt uncomfortable in that bathroom? No, I have not. Have friends who are of other gender presentations? No, they have not. It's fine.

Lately, more places have been doing this around Seattle, and it's great. One time I was coming out of a stall and an older man walked in, balked at the sight of me coming out of a stall, then read a sign and muttered "Oh, gender neutral, weird," or something, and moved on, went into the stall and did his business while I washed my hands.

The world did not explode. The sun did not go dark. We used the facilities and carried on with our days. Amazing.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[were--ralph]

This is the funniest video ever

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #806

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Voting ended onMay 23

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

Visit Original Link

Yes, this is THE Mood™ song for me.

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[dykepuffs]

[rectanglefeet]

My grey hairs are a little of both, to be honest. I had thoughts of getting them colored, but this changed my mind.

[memewhore]

[tha--snazzle]

BANDIT PLATE

[dee-the-red-witch]

We need bandit plates for dates. You and your partner each get one, whoever makes it back to the table in ten minutes with the most interesting meal acquired from other diners wins.

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage

[cipheramnesia]

[galahadwilder]

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

[sunfoxfic]

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

[queer-cosette]

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[galahadwilder]

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

[queer-cosette]

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

[queer-cosette]

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

[galahadwilder]

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

[digitaldiscipline]

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.

[the-haiku-bot]

Historians are

going to have to explain

this culture someday.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rectanglefeet]

Visit Original Link

Sad that Tumblr is the only site that lets people make plain audio posts anymore- Failbook can't, Bsky and the mastodon clones can't, I refuse to use X, instagram, and TikTok on general principles, and everywhere else wants to have it hosted elsewhere, which I can do, but it's kind of a pain to do.

In any case: This is just me saying "Meow" to the opening stanza of Cheers, that long running show about the shenanigans of a bar in Boston.

[rectanglefeet]

Just a note to whoever's left and is following me:

I'm still alive, I'm over on bluesky more often- @subether.bsky.social

[cyberpunkplaza]

laptop with seven fold-out screens

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[timemachineshark]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

Oh my god this is tumblr history

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Yes we are✨

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

my hand slipped oop

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

fool i posted my meme before you

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh okay then-

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

someone-

[franthehorsegir]

I dare some one to keep going.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

[franthehorsegir]

Thank you 😝🤣

[silkwingfood]

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

[bisexualnerd]

My humble contribution

[bunkerbuilder37]

I made one

[pricetagofficial]

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

[muuunna]

I am sorry to say but the train named,“Last Remnant of my Sanity”, has officially left the station.

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

The sheer power of this thread has me quaking

[cool-i-m-dead-inside]

I’ve reached rockbottom and here we are

[ellebellas]

Ok but I need someone who can actually make a meme to add on but do the Thor ragnorak meme where tumble is Hela and she’s like you can’t defeat me and Thor is that first original plane white meme and he says I know but he can and the fire guy is the most recent one. Thanks

[my-life-is-a-mess]

you ask and you shall receive

[bucketofplums]

I’m so glad this made it to my dashboard

[bucketofplums]

So I decided to contribute as well…

[mindfulmagics]

I love how by the last ones the meme is almost unrecognizable in the layers

[lt-sparrow]

34 💖💖💖

[nothing-mancer]

We must never let this end

[trinoxtrinox]

There are, SO MANY LAYERS to this meme, and I’m going to add more of them by fusing a few of the deepest memes I’ve seen so far XD

The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:

This current chain with 35 layers before this.

This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy

This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing

This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier

Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime

This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf

Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal

And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout

I wonder, how many layers does this meme have now with this fusion of memeceptions, 28, 36 or 43?

[memermemedout]

here you go

[creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical]

What the fuck is happening

[31suitboots]

the circle of life

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[jatersade]

uncle max gay little lean moment