[brambleghost]

The Sandman is being review bombed on rotten tomatoes by you guessed it, racists, transphobes and homophobes and of course nobody is doing anything to moderate it

You can tell they’ve never read the comics and know nothing about them by the way they keep crying forced diversity and too many gays

[whitepeopletwitter]

THREE books, guys

[yolki-palki]

ADDITIONAL USEFUL INFORMATION:

As a musician, and partner to a strikingly handsome classical guitarist and amateur luthier I am here to give you a crash course on the lute. 

If you’re one of those weirdos like me who needs to know the FEELS of the lute. 

They’re lightweight, ever so fragile, and they smell of raw wood with the faintest of warm, earthy spices. 

Catgut strings don’t have a super strong smell but for instance if you’re restringing the entire lute by the end your hands will smell kind of musky from the catgut strings. 

Clarification 8-course lutes were the second most common in the Renaissance. The most common was 6-course. 

I know you’re all wondering…

Yes, Jaskier plays a Baroque lute.

If you want resources on learning to play the lute head HERE. 

This is strictly for the purpose of writing about the lute (Miss me with that pipa bullsh*t, okay I know)

[dwintu]

Jaskier, removing his multicoloured heart shaped shades: I beg your fucking pardon??

[buttercupsanddandelions]

Yennefer, also removing her multicoloured heart shaped shades: I said your shades were hideous.

[panerato]

Jaskier: Hey, remember that horse trader in Posada?

Geralt: Yeah, why? We haven't seen him in years.

Jaskier: What were the names of those two horses? The golden one and black one?

Geralt: Tulip and Mr. Chuckles.

Jaskier: Yes, thank you. When's my birthday?

Geralt:

Jaskier: When's my birthday Geralt?

Geralt: Happy birth-

Jaskier: It was yesterday.

Source

[n0stromo]

bonus:

VILGEFORTZ OF ROGGEVEEN + text posts

[theamazingbard]

modern witcher au where geralt is still a witcher and yennefer is still a sorceress

but jaskier is a magician. yenn and geralt have NO IDEA how he does magic. they know it’s not real. they know there’s a trick. but they can’t figure it out and it pisses them off

[theamazingbard]

jaskier: is this your card?

yennefer: how the fuck did you do that? you HAVE to be using magic

geralt, clutching his medallion: he’s?? not??

[roughentumble]

I 100% picture him doing this type of slight-of-hand, that combination of quick and baffling movements with fast+smooth talking, and it leaves Geralt and Yen both entranced and enraged. “How does he DO it,” they seethe, “THERE WAS ONLY ONE FUCKING ROPE”

(He smugly hands Geralt the rope, and Geralt promptly drives himself crazy testing its strength, holding it up to his medallion, looking for ANYTHING that could give the trick away. He finds nothing.)

[poisonousbuttercup]

Witcher + Tumblr

[jozstankovich]

@ficsandcatsandficsandcats

[pozarova]

Special for The Amazing Devil (The Horror and the Wild)  *** The Rockrose and the Thistle The Horror and the Wild Wild Blue Yonder Farewell Wanderlust That Unwanted Animal

[limerental]

yenskier = yen skiing, swoosh swoosh she go

I hope yen is having a good time on the slopes right now

[pencilscratchins]

aang: youre in his dms, im the reincarnated embodiment of an ancient spiritual force he and his sister broke out of an iceburg. we are not the same

Keep reading

[animusrox]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[pnnzzlr]

@oneringnet’s creation event « music                              « Pippin’s Song « The Edge of Night « A Walking Song «

[pencilscratchins]

this is inspired by how my dad tells the story of meeting my mom vs how my mom tells it

[rus-califi]

"Oh my god, Dandelion, you can't just ask a vampire why they gave up drinking blood!"

[hurglewurm]

yes absolutely also have u noticed how every woman who meets ciri adopts her? incredible

[femaleheroes]