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i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

YOU GUYS I GOT A FUCKING FIRST IN MY DEGREE, IM AN AEROSPACE ENGINEER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#geo tries to get an engineering degree #<- THE FINAL INSTALLMENT #unless i post smthn about graduation #gonna need a new tag tho oh my god

condortoroost

welcome to the leon s kennedy eras tour 🥲 needed to draw his evolution throughout the games for scientific research purposes (to hurt myself)

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

ok fr how do you deal with finishing uni and everyone you know going different paths and opposite bits of the country

#geo tries to get an engineering degree #<- find out soon if i actually passed but whatever #i have friends where im going (back to where i did my placement) who i miss loads and am super excited to be near again #but also have people in my uni city that are leaving orrrr people that are staying here and im moving away too #shit SUCKS

kaylmao

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

fondesmode

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

torsnach

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

meatymush

this movie makes me SICK. /positive

ravioliet

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

pretty bad but fuck it we ball !!!! hru !!!!!

awh man im sorry to hear that!! hopefully things get better soon 💪 im at my friends house rn trying not to cry bc he moves away on sunday and this is the last time we get to hang out for a long time 😭 but yea fuck it we ball 🫡🫡🫡

#dwintu #ask