[citizen-saint]

top gen z philosopher writes off post-truth as 'stupid' and 'kinda gay'

[autizmogenderia]

should i watch the 6 hour video on jreg's patreon

[object3]

one of the #agonies of life is that every little era will eventually pass and you'll have to move on from those problems and feelings and happinesses to new ones. upside is [gritting teeth] this is far better than the alternative of being stuck there forever!

[librarycards]

just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the board

[librarycards]

they told me they had a "lived experience" subcommittee but it was just the torture kids' parents. tf.

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[strawxbunny]

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[c3po]

*makes a post that gets 0-3 notes* yep i’ve still got it

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[strawberry-crocodile]

in my experience the purpose of having men around is that you can push the bits of food you dont want onto their plate and theyll eat it

[strawberry-crocodile]

also mice

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[autizmogenderia]

never in my three years of (mostly) living on campus have i had a mouse in my room until tonight. i guess im booboo the fool for keeping food in my room but as i said ive literally never had this problem ever. not even in theatre kid house with the black mold. i need to tell my roommates but ive been putting it off bc i know they're gonna freak out

[plague-vulture]

guy who is practically married to the bit and guy who has never even met the bit before

[odettocrayola]

rpf is fucking weird

what "rpf" and "weird" do in their private time is none of my business but thanks for enlightening me

[wheresanegg-blog]

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

[beaft]

hey what the fuck

[headspace-hotel]

Hey i’m looking at the wikipedia page and

WOW

[booksandwildthings]

I feel it’s relevant to mention that Action Park is in New Jersey.

[alexanderrm]

Start of the wikipedia page: “Wow, six people died, that’s so many deaths!” After reading the Wikipedia page: “I can’t believe this park only killed 6 people in 18 years”

Apparently it had up to a million visitors per year at peak so depending on how long the average visitor stayed that could be safer than driving? Which tells you more about how dangerous driving is than about Action Park’s safety regulations, of course.

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[ernestsewell]

“What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; one day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hallow mockery; your prayers and hyms [sic], your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy – a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour.”

— Frederick Douglass (1818-1895), from a speech given at Rochester, New York, July 5, 1852.