Teenage Mutant Ginger Turtle

holy hell I've been here a while. 🎒 Aspiring writer living in a backpack

[prettyboysource]

Im excited to never watch sports again

[gingerduckling]

I came to the realisation that, as children, my mother assigned our clothing very clear colours

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[cosmicanger]

adjective design ‘spinal hair clip’

[snow-nose]

ID: a photo of a glossy dark red hair clip shaped like a column of human spine. end ID

[weaseldraws72]

Okay, I guess Dungeon Meshi is trending again? So here's an *old* animatic of mine. I'm saying it again, it's OLD. hahah… The song is from my favorite band, Mor ve Ötesi - Korkma.

And I know there is a big @ _themoonstone_ watermark on the video. It was my old nick and it was going to be hard to fix it, so… here it is.

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[gingerduckling]

Why is the sky blue but your hair is ginger, surely they clash.

They do. That’s why I never go outside unless it’s raining.

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[gingerduckling]

[targetedknowledge]

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[brightlotusmoon]

[ekjohnston]

The closing stinger is ART.

[rhodeys]

Kenneth Choi and Aisha Hinds via Creation Entertainment (x)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[kaelio]

[gingerduckling]

God dammit I really wish I didn't care that I'm not friends with my colleagues