what do I put here

I share and reblog whatever interests me Sometimes I make art and play games.

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

THE AWE 

by Zhelong Xu

[dailyavengers]

“Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.”

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[tockthewatchdog]

[megatronscheesesticks]

so i pause it and.....

[askmeaboutmydiscordserver-deact]

[optimusxfloatingxinxspace]

thank you I’m saving that

[sunset-synthetica]

Im going to fucking cry

[optimusxfloatingxinxspace]

you’re gonna love these then

[megatronscheesesticks]

the second one ☠

[askmeaboutmydiscordserver-deact]

Just one more-

[optimusxfloatingxinxspace]

help him

[megatronscheesesticks]

there goes the crackhead that i see

[optimusxfloatingxinxspace]

he is our crackhead

[megatronscheesesticks]

DONT FUCK WITH HIM, HE GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HIS SIDE

[optimusxfloatingxinxspace]

i’m dying send help

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[idiopathicsmile]

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

[ursavorpalis]

“I SNIFFED MY OWN BUTT. THE INDIGNITY HAUNTS ME STILL.”

[idiopathicsmile]

“i have pooped in the woods and now must go brood about it. don’t try to follow me. 

…and seriously, be careful around your flatscreen, it is probably heavier that you think.”

[emilysidhe]

European wolves (before they were hunted into extinction in most areas) attacked humans purposefully a lot; it’s in the historical record.

North American gray wolves have a natural fear of humans and attack people very rarely, really only when threatened or starving.

So like, imagine, like, a divide between people who got infected with Old World and New World lycanthropy.  One makes you this dangerous beast that sees humans as a viable food source an another makes you perceive humans as a threat.  Imagine people getting it wrong!

Some shady paranormal group capturing a werewolf to use as security but it just runs away when people trespass.

Some hunters go deep into the woods to murder a werewolf clan for their pelts but it turns out they’ve isolated themselves so deeply because they have the European strain and none of the hunters survive.

New werewolves are so confused because the websites give conflicting advice:  get yourself to your nearest national park when you’re about to turn and just let yourself run free; if you try to cage yourself the claustrophobia and the smell of people will make you panic and you could really hurt yourself or someone else.

vs

If you’re anywhere near human civilization you must make sure you turn in a closed space that you can’t escape from in wolf form or you’ll definitely kill someone.  Just try to take a nap during the full moon, OK.

And they’re like, WHAT DO I DO WHICH ONE DO I HAVE?

[idiopathicsmile]

updated position: at the end of the day, there are, in fact, a number of possible compelling werewolf problems. 

case in point, the global werewolf cultural divide!

[idiopathicsmile]

on the subject of the global werewolf cultural divide, another update, per wikipedia:

Wolves from different geographic locations may howl in different fashions: the howls of European wolves are much more protracted and melodious than those of North American wolves, whose howls are louder and have a stronger emphasis on the first syllable. The two are however mutually intelligible, as North American wolves have been recorded to respond to European-style howls made by biologists (x)

that’s right guys: wolves have accents

[freshavocadork-deactivated20210]

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

The Chapel Dweller is a lovely chef.

[aurorae-nox]

This is probably the best thing I’ve learned from Japanese Bloodborne players.

[ancesters-deactivated20210707-d]

Close ups of regalia

[hd-screamer-pics-and-gifs]

anon requested puppy eyes screamer. i hope this will suffice.

[transformersmr-hq]

Is this a comic or a word vomit with doodles? Anyways, here are some basic concept about how sparks in TFMR universe works.

[herzspalter]

Megatron’s fantastic revised plan.

This was originally my contribution to the second MegOP zine, but since the project sadly won’t be finished, I get to share it with you all here instead! I made this almost exactly one year ago, I hope you like it!

[its-merrilee]

[tessacarstrs-deactivated2022071]

endless list of favorite characters: bucky barnes; mcu

It always ends in a fight.

[saturn-no-sega]

When girls do the thing where they wear open button ups but tuck them in so that you can see just enough cleavage so that their whole titty isn't out, but you kinda wish it was.

Like this:

Good shit. Top tier shit. High quality shit.